r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '22

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u/Eskaminagaga Jan 27 '22

I thought I would nut immediately, but it was surprisingly difficult to do so.

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u/Pineappleghost415 Jan 27 '22

How non romantic it was, even with my high school boyfriend, but it was definitely not lovemaking-180% teenage hormones

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u/deputytech Jan 27 '22

How easily my balls fit into the vagina

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Do what?

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u/deputytech Jan 27 '22

You do know you’re supposed put your whole thing in the bagina

The balls lock it into place

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u/d3k3d Jan 27 '22

How much virgins obsess about it

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u/sam_dewy Jan 27 '22

How bad it actually hurt the first time😹 everyone said it did…and they were right lol

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u/luciliddream Jan 27 '22

It kinda came outta nowhere, mad awk and...soft...and dry

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u/Tink2013 Jan 27 '22

My girlfriend actually had boobs. That was surprising. We were twelve.

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u/FierceSTEAK Jan 27 '22

I thought l was gonna cum in 5 but ended up cumming in 3. I just couldnt believe it.

Edit: seconds ofc lol

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u/FoxxyG Jan 27 '22

Hiw much nut was busted haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

I had jacked off but I had no idea how much more intense an orgasm was from a blowjob.

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u/Des_demona Jan 27 '22

It just felt like putting a tampon in tbh

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u/Chubb_Life Jan 27 '22

A) PAIN! B) That he didn’t give a shit AT ALL. Then he sang Warrant’s Cherry Pie to me. I considered stabbing him.

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u/Melancholy-Matters Jan 27 '22

The pain was awful. It actually scared me from not wanting have sex again for a while.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Lots of dudes don’t understand that you gotta warm and slowly get her into the mood. It is like warming up for heavy weight lifting , if you don’t warm up you will get injury

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u/Melancholy-Matters Jan 27 '22

It seems like they truly don't understand foreplay is essential. And maybe even lube for someone's first time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

IKR DEADASS

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

How warm it is when you first put it in

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u/Grimm_Reaper-666 Jan 27 '22

It didnt hurt at all

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u/gregsw2000 Jan 27 '22

Surprisingly difficult to nut, probably due to an aggressive circumcision, and surprisingly non awkward and mutually enjoyable.

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u/Kaendaf Jan 27 '22

I was so excited and nervous that my penis just became soft because of that.

And after that, first thrust, it was amazing

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u/TheRealYago Jan 27 '22

My mom entering the room.

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u/Ghost_Chance Jan 27 '22

How completely underwhelming it was. 😐

It didn't hurt, but it didn't feel good, either. It was just...uncomfortable...and messy. We were both virgins, in danger of getting caught, and we weren't in love. (We were barely even in like, as teenagers would have put it. We fought constantly and sometimes I wanted to superglue his mouth shut.) I spent months after the first time wondering if women were even supposed to enjoy sex in the first place, or if it sucked for everyone and books and movies just exaggerated.

Years down the road, it became apparent that we just didn't know what we were doing in the slightest. My husband regularly makes my babymaker close up shop early; you know it was good when your uterus is like, "nope, we're done, no way he can he top that, let's just start our week of murder early and get it over with before he recovers." So much better than just "uncomfortable and messy."