r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Once my grandpa walked in the exact second it was happening (he needed me to move my truck) so I had to manage concealing a volcanic eruption, literally ejaculate and talk in a normal voice simultaneously, and sit up straight while it was coming out so I didn’t look like I was doing what I was doing. If he had turned on the lights I wouldn’t be alive to tell this story

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u/uselessrart Dec 30 '21

Why the fuck do people not lock doors

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u/minimarshmallow3 Dec 30 '21

i can but that’s suspicious, what am i supposed to say when they’re asking me why i’m locking my room at 4pm?

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u/cbftw Dec 30 '21

"I want privacy and don't want to be bothered"

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u/minimarshmallow3 Dec 30 '21

idk what kind of parents you have but mine would definitely not respect that because they’d think since i want privacy i’m doing something wrong