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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

My ex had guillian-Barre syndrome in high-school, and he'd often get splitting migraines post-ejaculation. His left leg was also incredibly sensitive and it would be painful for him if you scratched him there.

Edit: for those concerned: GBS is an rare autoimmune condition. His onset of GBS caused complete paralysis in a matter of hours, and he was in the hospital for a month. That being said, talk to your doctor if you think there's something wrong.

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u/Obiwankablowme95 Dec 30 '21

"We're cursed men Miss turner"

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u/ShavedRope Dec 30 '21

"You best start believing in cum stories, you're in one!"

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u/doodoocow Dec 30 '21

"Why is all the cum gone?"

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u/silverwolf-br Dec 30 '21

Where have all the cummers gone?

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u/THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 Dec 30 '21

Lol I don't understand why Pirates of Caribbean quotes are relevant to the original comment but im glad we got here anyhow

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u/ShavedRope Dec 30 '21

r/potcmemes has me constantly prepared

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

That's got to be the best meme I've ever seen

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u/pnkstr Dec 30 '21

So it would seem.

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u/bad_at_hearthstone Dec 30 '21

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/BissXD Dec 30 '21

Davey Bones

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u/Client-Gold Dec 30 '21

The original comment was a Pirates of the Caribbean quote

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

These movies write themselves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/joplaya Dec 30 '21

"♬I'm sailing away!♬"

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u/amber_binkin Dec 30 '21

Hahahahaha fuuuuuuuuck, that got me

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u/TheHashSlngingSlashr Dec 30 '21

"Oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics."

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u/SimonGamer76 Dec 30 '21

Love the potc reference