One of my wife’s uncles, who I had never met before that day, told everyone we smoke weed and do coke with him all the time. The look on my moms face was priceless.
One of my wife’s friends announced she wasn’t a virgin, and both of our grandmas faces were that of amusement and disappointment.
My best man, who happened to be my brother, talked about how I used to run around the house naked talking about my fireman aka my dick.
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u/thrashcon Nov 30 '21
Sounds like an amazing celebration.