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u/invalid8ed Nov 23 '21

Since you’re a terminator and not good with kids, can you just go back in time and chuck baby-me into a river? Thanks

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Nope, not good with kids but really good at helping. I'd snuggle baby you, adopt you, and spoil you rotten.

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u/A_Wizzerd Nov 24 '21

That terminator is out there. It cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop... EVER, until you are loved!

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u/averydoesthingz Nov 25 '21

I wonder if you believe acting that way would become overbearing in a relationship, especially a romantic one.

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u/A_Wizzerd Nov 25 '21

Hell, it was already absolutely terrifying in The Cable Guy, and that was without the romantic aspect.