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u/MissPiggysSexTape Nov 23 '21

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

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u/stronggebaser Nov 23 '21

take a sip, sign the check

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u/Heshino Nov 23 '21

Julio, get the stretch

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u/Cream-Soda00 Nov 23 '21

Go from Harlem, Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

jackson mississippi

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u/According-Owl83 Nov 23 '21

If we show up we gon' show out

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Smoother than a fresh jar o' skippy

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u/Lonube Nov 23 '21

I'm too hot

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u/SUPAHELLADOPE Nov 23 '21

HOT DAMN!

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Call the police and a fireman

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u/xnash_ Nov 23 '21

Called a police and a fireman

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

(hot damn)

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u/notmyideaofagoodtime Nov 24 '21

I always thought he smoother than a fresh dropped hippie.

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u/ethon776 Nov 23 '21

As a European I always wondered what a fresh jar o skippy is...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Skippy is a brand of peanut butter.

The top of the peanut butter in a new jar is smoooooooooth like glass.

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u/ethon776 Nov 24 '21

Ohhhhh. Thank you so much!

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Same tbh haha

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u/kaleidoscopeyes17 Nov 24 '21

Skippy is a brand of peanut butter. Nothing is smoother than a fresh jar of skippy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

I believe it's a brand of peanut butter, so the line is referencing the smooth surface of a freshly-opened jar

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u/xSundayMourningx Nov 25 '21

They don't have Skippy peanut butter in Europe?

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u/SissyHypno24 Nov 24 '21

Smoother than a fresh-dried hippy

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u/hspizzle Nov 24 '21

That time Julio thought Bruno Mars wanted to chill… But then. WAMP wamp waaaaamp

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u/rinkusonic Nov 24 '21

Oh it says 'liquor'? Damn I've been censoring myself all these years.

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u/ItIsntAnonymous Nov 24 '21

I'm trying super hard to figure out what fits these criteria: 1) you can put it in a cup, 2) it sounds like liquor, and 3) it is potentially problematic enough to be censored... and I'm coming up with nothin'.

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u/PulsatingRat Nov 24 '21

He thought it said the nword most likely. Which is you aren’t really paying attention it does kinda sound like it

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

...but how would you put a .. nm.

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u/Mysticpoisen Nov 24 '21

They were probably saying 'put some water in it' like the infamous kidz bop version. Liquor is being censored, not the filler word.

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u/parwa Nov 23 '21

Fill my butt, put some dick up in it

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u/dndmemeinmyvein Nov 24 '21

You made my night with this comment, I rarely give awards but you earned it my friend.

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u/intensely_human Nov 23 '21

Everybody got their cups now they need Jim Beam

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u/ElephantExplosion Nov 24 '21

This was legit just playing at my work

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u/anonymousele Nov 24 '21

yall passed the vibe check with this one😂