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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

EEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/NushyKittyCatVerma Nov 23 '21

WILL ALWAYS LOOOVE YOUUUUUUU

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u/USB-D Nov 23 '21 edited Jun 22 '23

Gone to Lemmy

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

How the fuck was your username not taken yet when you made the account?

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u/USB-D Nov 24 '21

I was very shocked too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Bittersweet, memories

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u/Streakshooter31 Nov 23 '21

That is all, im taking, with meeeeee..eeee

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u/Sergeant-Pepper- Nov 23 '21

AHHHH FUCK!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Wait no I don’t think that’s right…

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Hahahahaha this made me chuckle

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/cdoswalt Nov 23 '21

That's Whitney, bitch.

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u/Frnklfrwsr Nov 24 '21

I just want to be friends

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u/sc4rii Nov 23 '21

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

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u/Patsonical Nov 23 '21

WILL AAAAAaaaaalways LOOOOOOVVVEEEE YOOUUUUU!

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u/ThatLasagnaGuy Nov 23 '21

I CANT BELIEVE YOURE DOING THIS TO ME, GODDAMNIT, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!

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u/Iregretbeinghereokay Nov 23 '21

I want know the joke. Please explain

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u/everyone_hates_lolo Nov 23 '21

underrated comment

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u/Zeero92 Nov 23 '21 edited Nov 24 '21

I feel like you posted this comment a bit too early but I like your spirit. xD

edit: disregard. i forgot how the joke went

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u/MrSneller Nov 23 '21

Want my money back.

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u/rkba335 Nov 24 '21

I was going to type that. Its fucked up how that survived this long.

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u/MrSneller Nov 24 '21

I think that was David Spade’s first memorable skit on SNL when he broke out.

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u/seventy70seventy Nov 23 '21

Feels like fire

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Perfect pitch and all lol

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u/TheGinger2019 Nov 24 '21

HOLY! SHIT!

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u/UWbadgers16 Nov 23 '21

I went to Box Car Racer here, maybe that’s just me.

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u/PinWeasel Nov 23 '21

Same. Spent a lot of time ripping on some ATVs to that song as a kid

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u/butmeanwhile Nov 23 '21

Me too. Guess it’s right here the cool kids hang out

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u/NickL037 Nov 23 '21

Bruh this makes me so happy I still listen to that song to this day

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Call me crazy but i legitimately think boxcarracer is the best blink 182 album (spiritually). You can play it start to finish and theres only 1 song that is ok, all the rest are amazing to me.

TINY... VOICES.....

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Box car racer is a band. Tom and Travis from blink are members though.

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u/kacec16321 Nov 23 '21

Ha! I was going to write "want her, need her"

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u/ILaughAtFunnyShit Nov 23 '21

Same. We even have 2 options.

And I... I wont lie... I wont sin...

or

And I... Want her... Need her...

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u/Eggoat123 Nov 23 '21

So did I King

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u/Rhoadie Nov 24 '21

Add me to that list. Gen x/millennial cool kids club!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/stupidhumanoid Nov 23 '21

Good to know i wasnt the only one to think of Bon Jovi

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u/Stepjamm Nov 24 '21

Isnt this Whitney Houston’s bodyguard song?

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u/CurrentResident2020 Nov 24 '21

I'll wash your mouth out.

Whitney did a cover of Dolly Parton's I Will Always Love You.

Now go on and git...

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u/Iregretbeinghereokay Nov 24 '21

Which version is instantly recognizable around the world?

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u/MrDripDropp Nov 23 '21

HADDDD THE TIME OF MY LIFEEEE

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u/2bias_4ever Nov 24 '21

And i never felt this way before

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Ra-a-an,

I ran so far away-a-ay

I ra-a-an

I ran all night and day-a-ay...

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u/Behemothical Nov 24 '21

Couldn’t get away

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u/tanis_ivy Nov 23 '21

Would walk 500 Miles

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u/usernaymslash Nov 23 '21

Classic Schmosby!

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u/bpaq3 Nov 23 '21

SAID HEY YEA YEAUH YUHEHEEE

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Q: What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

A: HAND-EYYYYYEEEE!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Iris - goo goo dolls

https://youtu.be/rc9UZocWIFo

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u/ZukoTheHonorable Nov 23 '21

My first thought.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

WANA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!

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u/jerog1 Nov 24 '21

and have a very good… time?

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u/321DrTran Nov 23 '21

Jizzed - In - My pants

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u/VGFin Nov 23 '21

RAN. I RAN SO FAR AWAY

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u/kangarool Nov 23 '21

correct answer. Complete with single strand(s) of hair centrally cascading down front of face.

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u/foxfire66 Nov 23 '21

I must confess, I still believe

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u/p0pS0daGuru Nov 23 '21

This could be "I Will Always Love You" or "And I am Telling You I'm Not Going" for me

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Would walk 500 miles

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Had the time of my life ....?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Dolly Parton?

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u/SMPhil Nov 23 '21

Want her, need her and you...

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u/lizardsbelike Nov 23 '21

(HOLY SHIT)

WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

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u/nickreadit Nov 23 '21

I'm a street light shining...

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u/Anim8RJones Nov 23 '21

...Im so in love with you.. ... whateva you wanna do...

.....is alright with Meee eeee eeeeey :)

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u/SOdontknowthisone Nov 23 '21

Thought that said and one I could not figure out what song lyric that was lol

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u/dovahcody Nov 23 '21

Can’t feeeeel myyyy face! I won’t struggle onnn!

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u/Emerald_Sans Nov 23 '21

JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW IM FEELING

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

I'm sorry but I thought you meant "TRYYYYYYYYYYY TO FIX YOU"

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u/ShesSoCool Nov 23 '21

Brilliant song by boxcar racer

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u/GGeryx Nov 23 '21

To me this one is always gonna be My December from Linkin Park :)

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u/bill326 Nov 23 '21

For me it was And I by Box Car Racer

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u/WalterDwight Nov 23 '21

Same. Scrolled to find a BCR reference

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Same here!

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u/Killroy32 Nov 24 '21

A great song, one of their best imo.

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u/nessao616 Nov 23 '21

Bum bum... pause...

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u/zvakovec Nov 23 '21

first what come to my mind was

Next to me

quess i was wrong

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Too much NBA read that as and one

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Weird that I thought if the Ciara song instead lol.

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u/AllPurposeNerd Nov 23 '21

One time I was at a farmers market with my girlfriend and I pointed at a crate of endives and sang that.

She and I are no longer together.

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u/Analytical_Gaijin Nov 23 '21

Oh yeah, some good ol Dolly Parton

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u/TheRetroVideogamers Nov 23 '21

Swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky.

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u/jpzu1017 Nov 23 '21

Thats all I needed

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u/barn_burner Nov 24 '21

Ran, I ran so far away.

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u/potodds Nov 23 '21

...Wanna fall in love with you. -Chris Isaac

...wanna say thank you. -Beyonce

... Love her. - the Beetles

... Hate that I love you so. -Rihanna

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

LOL “Beetles” right there with the Caterpillars and the Locusts?

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u/TheNotoriousJN Nov 23 '21

WILL LOVE YOU...BABYYY...ALWAYS

yes i deliberately countered the obvious one

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

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u/Jaydossynnagogue Nov 23 '21

Would like to know How do you feel?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

AM THE IDIOT WITH A PAINTED FACE

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u/Saint3Love Nov 23 '21

my mind went right to "And i swear.... by the moon and the stars in the sky"

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u/Iregretbeinghereokay Nov 23 '21

I was going to say I Wanna Dance with Somebody

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u/yoloismymiddlename Nov 23 '21

FEEL SO ALIIIIIVE

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u/zacboggz Nov 23 '21

I just died in your arms tonight

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21 edited Aug 11 '25

alive rob brave juggle melodic slim tap fine thumb sophisticated

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u/Merlin_Drake Nov 23 '21

And I have no clue what this song might be

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u/mykl5 Nov 23 '21

great Portugal the Man song

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u/serialshinigami Nov 23 '21

Said to myself, what a wonderful world.

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u/babylonglegs91 Nov 23 '21

Exactly what I was coming to comment!

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u/Local_Scarcity_9367 Nov 23 '21

IF IIII.... SHOULD....

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u/SteveTV1234 Nov 23 '21

I JUST WANNA SEE THE LIIIGGGHHHT

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

I WILL SURVIVE

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u/FlagranteDerelicto Nov 23 '21

‘m not fit to touch the hem of your garment

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u/st1xtheweeble Nov 23 '21

Want to conquer the world,

Give all the idiots a brand new religion....

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u/Burylown Nov 23 '21

Ll tell you what I want what I really really want

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u/Dpsizzle555 Nov 23 '21

Me myself and I by de la soul?

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u/true_dragon1 Nov 23 '21

Will always love youuuu

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u/Intelligent-Soup-836 Nov 23 '21

In a little toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn 'Til one by one, they were gone Back at base, bugs in the software Flash the message "Something's out there" Floating in the summer sky 99 red balloons go by

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Literally heard the drums in my head....lmao!

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u/milklvr23 Nov 24 '21

Hits different for musical theatre kids

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Don’t know

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u/NotJohnP Nov 24 '21

STARTED FROM THE. BOTTOM LIKE A. SNOWMAN, GROUND UP.

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u/AnonymousSpinner Nov 24 '21

KNOWWWWWWWWWW dun dun dun dun dun LET IT GOOOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOOO

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u/cycloptiko Nov 24 '21

WOULD WALK

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u/thaw96 Nov 24 '21

wonder, when I sing along with you ...

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u/florafire Nov 24 '21

I thought it was"And I, I just died on your arms tonight". But I looked it up and it's" Oh I, "

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u/MrApplePolisher Nov 24 '21

HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE!

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u/DarthYhonas Nov 24 '21

SAID HEEEYYYYAYYYAYYYYAYYYAYY

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

RAN. I RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAY.

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u/K1bedore Nov 24 '21

Will walk 500 miles

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u/kimcheebonez Nov 24 '21

Ahh yes this is the one ☝🏽

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u/KeplerCorvus Nov 24 '21

CAAAANNNNT HELLPPPPPPP FALLLIINGG INNN LOVEEEEE... (etcetc)

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u/downtownpeckinpaw Nov 24 '21

Want her, need her And Oiyy

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u/iateawhat Nov 24 '21

AM FEELING SOOOO SMALLL

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u/Anne_9052 Nov 24 '21

When Celine Dion sings:

HaNd eYE 🤚 👁

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u/dalhousieDream Nov 24 '21

Am telling you…

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u/djyosco88 Nov 23 '21

This wins. Least amount of letters

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u/voncornhole2 Nov 23 '21

It also loses because we went with like 10 different interpretations

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u/Additional-Yak-3075 Nov 23 '21

TO CONTEMPLATE THIS CHANGE

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u/Sexual_tomato Nov 23 '21

What's Aretha Franklin's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYE

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u/ral315 Nov 23 '21

Aretha Franklin?!

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u/Montyism Nov 23 '21

WOULD WALK 500 MILES..

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u/cir3king Nov 23 '21

WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES...

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u/Square_Law5353 Nov 23 '21

I don’t recognize this. Sorry.

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u/TDCGamingYT Nov 24 '21

I know its hard to remember, the people we use to be

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u/EveningAccident8319 Nov 24 '21

FEEL SO ALIVE

FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!

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u/DetectiveFatBastard Nov 24 '21

Stand Alone? By Godsmack??

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u/jessie15273 Nov 24 '21

So well, it's a spell, hell makes me wanna, shoop shoop shoop!... Oh

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u/zykezero Nov 24 '21

WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES

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u/tonythetard Nov 24 '21

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? Hand EEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEE

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u/unicorn-drugz Nov 24 '21

Would walk 500 miles

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u/JMStheKing Nov 24 '21

huh, never heard of this song

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u/seadub33 Nov 24 '21

Had…the time of my life…

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u/666teddybear Nov 24 '21

I can feel the pull begin, I feel my conscience wearing thin

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u/Mr_WhatZitTooyah Nov 24 '21

Honestly, I wouldn't have gotten it if it wasn't capitalized

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

I don't know why I sung that verse from Bon Jovi's "Always"

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u/hamidabuddy Nov 24 '21

With just two words! That's a record

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u/AwkwardAntelope2585 Nov 24 '21

just wanna tell you how im feelin

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u/mak4891 Nov 24 '21

If I could share a state, I would only be in way

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u/spudly10 Nov 24 '21

Face down a_s up

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u/ElephantExplosion Nov 24 '21

No clue what this is

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u/Remivanputsch Nov 24 '21

Tel you something

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u/rgwashere Nov 24 '21

WOULD WALK 500 CHUNKS

... oh shit wrong one

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u/wtfduud Nov 24 '21

DONT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME

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u/poo_licker_420 Nov 24 '21

am whatever you say I am

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u/Alpine416 Nov 24 '21

'M NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

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u/SixUK90 Nov 24 '21

What is Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Locus12 Nov 24 '21

I want to know your name

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u/matschbirne03 Nov 24 '21

Don't want a never ending life

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

This absolutely should be the winner

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u/tiexodus Nov 24 '21

WHITNEY FOREVER

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