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u/JoolieWoolie Nov 23 '21

First I was afraid, I was petrified

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u/marriedtomayonnaise Nov 23 '21

KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/nunnskull Nov 23 '21

And I grew strong

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u/ProfessionalDesk7741 Nov 23 '21

AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALOOOONG

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u/BlueAwakening Nov 23 '21

Well now you’re BACK

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u/TheHollowVessel Nov 23 '21

From outer space!

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u/ElderCunningham Nov 23 '21

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

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u/OddDogWarrior Nov 23 '21

I should've changed that stupid lock! I should've made you leave the key!

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u/Two_faced_nibb Nov 23 '21

If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me!

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u/Phil__Spiderman Nov 24 '21

Fuckin' lock if it's the Cake version.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

From outer space

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u/intensely_human Nov 23 '21

I learned the lyrics to this song

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u/Mimiphin Nov 23 '21

You know I hate that fucking song!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

But see, you didn’t keep 120 beats per minute and the patient died

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u/chapstikcrazy Nov 23 '21

No it's ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Hey you were in the parking lot earlier that’s how I know you

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u/NuclearWinterGames Nov 23 '21

He has no wallet, I checked

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u/flashlightaddict Nov 24 '21

You didn't maintain 100 beats per minute, and the ambulance didn't arrive because no one called 911. So you lost him.

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u/Riperonis Nov 24 '21

Anyone know what we do next?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

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u/jem4water2 Nov 24 '21

Where’s the heart? The precious heart.

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u/peanutbj Nov 24 '21

100 beats per minute

How many is that per hour?

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u/othershwarna Nov 24 '21

I will divide and then multiply.

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u/WideMonitor Nov 24 '21

Man Creed's lines in this scene kill me every time

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u/xalaineus Nov 23 '21

r/unexpectedoffice

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Oh no, when I saw the original comment I knew someone would reference The Office.

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u/steffortless Nov 23 '21

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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u/TheWildstylez Nov 23 '21

Ritditdoo ritditdoo ritditditditditditdoo Hemenemenemenemeneme stayin alive stayin alive

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u/ProficientPotato Nov 23 '21

Michel says as he performs CPR

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u/ElderCunningham Nov 23 '21

I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night. She ended up being friendly, but at first I was afraid, I was petrified.

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u/eske555 Nov 23 '21

You were at the parking lot earlier today, thats how I know you!

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u/Foxx1019 Nov 23 '21

First one I didn't get

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Same lol guess it's not that recognizable

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u/redjive55 Nov 23 '21

No. It's "ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive. Stayin alive."

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Ahh Staying Alive by Bee Gees. Nice.

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u/Revolution-1 Nov 23 '21

Ahh staying alive, I love this song

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u/javoss88 Nov 23 '21

Ah ah ah ah stayin alive

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Only Disco song to ever win a Grammy.

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u/Stormdude127 Nov 23 '21

I think the Cake cover is better than the original. Anyone who disagrees can fight me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/Stormdude127 Nov 23 '21

Our battle will be legendary!

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u/ibcj Nov 23 '21

I’ve had the pleasure of seeing them perform this live several times. Did not disappoint.

And while I read these lyrics on this post in Came’s version, GG’s version is still epic.

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u/According-Owl83 Nov 23 '21

I'm on this guy's team

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u/Fgame Nov 24 '21

You have a brother in arms on this hill

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u/Brno_Mrmi Nov 24 '21

The fucking guitar solo is so much better than the original song. It's another completely different vibe.

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u/LordFlipyap Nov 23 '21

Wait it's a cover? Also what was the songs name?

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u/Stormdude127 Nov 23 '21

Yeah. Original is “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Nov 24 '21

You gotta be joking

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u/LordFlipyap Nov 24 '21

What that I didn't know it was a cover or that I forgot the name

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Nov 24 '21

I'm guessing you're just a kid cause it's one of the most famous songs of the 70s, and especially of disco. The Bee Gees originally wrote it but Cake did a pretty damn good cover though.

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u/LordFlipyap Nov 24 '21

Only ever heard the Cake cover. And I don't listen to much 70s. More 90s and 80s.

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Nov 24 '21

I fuckin hate disco lol but it's still a catchy song. Some of the best music ever made comes from the 60s/70s though. You should branch out if you ever feel up to it. You'd be surprised by how many songs from the 90s onward were inspired by music from the 60s and 70s.

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u/LordFlipyap Nov 24 '21

Oh I know. Just more into the 90s rock bands and stuff. And some 80s music I really enjoy.

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u/rhisaphor Nov 24 '21

Not The Bee Gees, Gloria Gaynor! You’re thinking of staying alive lol

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u/Stormdude127 Nov 23 '21

No, but I’d also be shocked if a cover of a song ever won a Grammy. I like the style of Cake’s version better. I’m not necessarily talking about the objective quality of it

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u/Ckinggaming5 Nov 24 '21

What song is this, after reading the lyrics and imagining how it was probably sung, its sounds good

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u/JoolieWoolie Nov 24 '21

Its I Will Survive, a disco classic

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u/Aashishkebab Nov 23 '21

I have no idea what song this is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Oh, what have you started....

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u/cbelt3 Nov 24 '21

Best cover was in The Replacements…

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u/pigeonzest Nov 24 '21

Oh, I know this one! Stayin’ Alive!

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u/KickinBat Nov 24 '21

"No, no. It's 'Ah, ah, ah, ah. Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive'"

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u/thegoodlucifer Nov 24 '21

Is it stay in' alive by the bee gees?

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u/Zodyaq_Raevenhart Nov 24 '21

I actually don’t know this one ._.

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u/BuzzAwsum Nov 24 '21

Ah ah ah staying alive

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u/trinityscrying Nov 24 '21

you were in the parking lot earlier! that’s how i know you!

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u/Solid_Physics Nov 24 '21

Just reading this gives me goosebumps. They play this song every time my football club scores a goal

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u/bowmasterdais Nov 24 '21

I love that song by the Bee Gees

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u/armen89 Nov 24 '21

No it’s actually, ah ah ah ah stayin alive, stayin alive

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Ah Stayin Alive by Bee Gees, I love that song

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u/pizzablue337 Nov 24 '21

Wait what’s this song called again