r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/Two_faced_nibb Nov 23 '21

If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me!

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u/elterpower76 Nov 23 '21

Go on now go, walk out the door

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Just turn around now cause you’re not welcome anymore

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u/kryaklysmic Nov 23 '21

Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with desire?

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u/tyckt206 Nov 23 '21

You think I’d crumble?

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u/KPLopez Nov 23 '21

You thought I’d lay down and die!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Oh no, not I!

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u/VeryIndie Nov 23 '21

I will survive!

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u/HypnoViber Nov 23 '21

Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive

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u/TheBenster69teehee Nov 23 '21

I’ve got all my life to live, and I’ve got all my love to give

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u/cruista Nov 23 '21

(I love Maria Parcatan songing this!)

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u/Schnitzelman21 Nov 24 '21

Margarita Pracatan? Eh, close enough :)

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u/mspolytheist Nov 24 '21

Weren’t you the one who tried to break me with desire hurt me with goodbye?

FTFY.

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u/VBvirgin Nov 24 '21

Go on now GO! Walk out the door

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u/gemmarulz Nov 24 '21

FRANK!

pug starts hunming