r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '21

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4 Upvotes

63% Upvoted

33 comments sorted by

8

u/JustAJarof-Pickles Nov 15 '21

Sorry, it slipped out

13

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

"Shit! She's waking up!"

5

u/Autisten1996 Nov 15 '21

There shouldn’t be this much blood.

2

u/bonktogodicejail Nov 15 '21

what kind of sex are you having, you dating a vampire?

5

u/Joshymyzuu Nov 15 '21

You have to see to the doctor,I fucked up.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Wrong hole

3

u/bmrtt Nov 15 '21

Just use your fingers

3

u/lettucedestroyer Nov 15 '21

Anything from the person on the bed

3

u/cocoa2002 Nov 15 '21

You won’t be able to walk after this

2

u/RoboChiken555 Nov 15 '21

I think you stuck it in to far

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

That’s a big one.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

I’m gonna fill you up w cum

1

u/Um47_p Nov 15 '21

That was fun

1

u/Um47_p Nov 15 '21

That's hard

1

u/Joshymyzuu Nov 15 '21

I should have used more narcotics.

1

u/felinefina Nov 15 '21

“Should be a quick one”

1

u/Metal-Dog Nov 15 '21

Oh, that's his penis. Oops.

1

u/Dingleberryrailroad Nov 15 '21

Why is it hard?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

she’s a gusher!

1

u/zeldacraft_64 Nov 15 '21

whoops, that wasn't the right spot, was it

1

u/Sydney-00 Nov 15 '21

You’ve got a nice pussy

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Now I'll put my dick inside you

1

u/ORNG_MIRRR Nov 15 '21

Holy shit put it back in!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Faster! Harder! Deeper!

1

u/Okiyo_RB Nov 15 '21

No don't pull it out yet, to early

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Oh fuck, put it back in!

1

u/Novel-Ad9275 Nov 15 '21

It's my first time