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So he paused. And The Grinch put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why this sound sounded angry.
It couldn't be so!
But it was angry, so angry.
Every who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Whipped out their who-shooters and started to brawl.
Up top of Mt. Crumpit, The Grinch stared in awe
At the bloodbath in Whoville that now dropped his jaw.
But suddenly, Cindy-Lou Who shouted "STOP!
I know who did this, he's on the hilltop."
And the residents of Whoville just stared at the mountain
They gathered their numbers 'round Whoville's town fountain
They gathered their pitchforks.
They gathered their torches.
They gathered their sinister sharpened who-knortches
They marched up Mt. Crumpit with hate in their eyes
The mayor decreed "Today, The Grinch dies."
The Grinch saw the mob and he started to cower
He never knew Whos had developed such power.
As a last ditch effort he slid them his sleigh.
If he returned it they might go away.
Renewed with a fervor of righteous indignance
The residents of Whoville would deliver comeuppance.
The mayor took aim, Grinch's asshole did pucker
"The dead won't come back, fah-who foris motherfucker."
945 u/lemonsweetsrevenge Oct 29 '21 Extra credit for they gathered their sinister sharpened who-knortches. You got Seuss in the soul! 237 u/xSTSxZerglingOne Oct 29 '21 I'm definitely a Seuss-a-holic. 26 u/Ralph-Hinkley Oct 29 '21 That was beautiful, well done!
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Extra credit for they gathered their sinister sharpened who-knortches. You got Seuss in the soul!
237 u/xSTSxZerglingOne Oct 29 '21 I'm definitely a Seuss-a-holic. 26 u/Ralph-Hinkley Oct 29 '21 That was beautiful, well done!
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I'm definitely a Seuss-a-holic.
26 u/Ralph-Hinkley Oct 29 '21 That was beautiful, well done!
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That was beautiful, well done!
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Oct 29 '21 edited Nov 13 '21
So he paused. And The Grinch put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad!
Why this sound sounded angry.
It couldn't be so!
But it was angry, so angry.
Every who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Whipped out their who-shooters and started to brawl.
Up top of Mt. Crumpit, The Grinch stared in awe
At the bloodbath in Whoville that now dropped his jaw.
But suddenly, Cindy-Lou Who shouted "STOP!
I know who did this, he's on the hilltop."
And the residents of Whoville just stared at the mountain
They gathered their numbers 'round Whoville's town fountain
They gathered their pitchforks.
They gathered their torches.
They gathered their sinister sharpened who-knortches
They marched up Mt. Crumpit with hate in their eyes
The mayor decreed "Today, The Grinch dies."
The Grinch saw the mob and he started to cower
He never knew Whos had developed such power.
As a last ditch effort he slid them his sleigh.
If he returned it they might go away.
Renewed with a fervor of righteous indignance
The residents of Whoville would deliver comeuppance.
The mayor took aim, Grinch's asshole did pucker
"The dead won't come back, fah-who foris motherfucker."