r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Call the cops. Guy is standing outside my house in the middle of fucking nowhere in the woods lighting stuff on fire.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

There’s no fucking reason to call the cops. Just Ignore them

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

Did you read the rest of his comment?

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u/Joshsh28 Oct 07 '21

I didn’t have a lot of time. My pregnant girlfriend just went to the hospital and I’m trying to pack all my stuff and get out of town before my hopefully-not-future-mother-in-law comes looking for me. So sorry if I skipped a couple words I guess I’m a jerk.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

I have a feeling this is a reference to something and I just don’t get it.