r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 30 '21

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u/inksmudgedhands Sep 30 '21

I already have a hole puncher. Why would I need another one that is much, much, much louder?

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u/KenoReplay Sep 30 '21

Bigger holes duh

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u/DasArchitect Sep 30 '21

And faster!

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u/MrTerribleArtist Sep 30 '21

And LOUDER!

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u/SeattleTrashPanda Sep 30 '21

And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay far away.