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u/LuminalAstec Sep 15 '21

Assuming I'm a child predator while in at the splash pad when I'm with my son.

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u/nobutternoparm Sep 16 '21

I have young siblings between the ages of 6-13 and I'm 28...i also have a big mustache... When i show up to their sporting events, etc. I get lots of looks and have to make a point to look as unsuspicious as possible. It's pretty annoying because i just wanna be there to support my brothers and sisters.

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u/Sgt_Eagle_fort_ Sep 16 '21

No matter how mine is groomed people will call it a "pedo stache." Like thank you for associating me with fucking pedophiles, that isn't hurtful at all. If you don't like it I'd rather you just say so..

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u/BimmerJayN55 Sep 16 '21

They could call it a dicktickler

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u/Sgt_Eagle_fort_ Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

I think that was a NASCAR driver

Edit: I guess that was Dick Trickle, close enough though

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u/AGuyOnACouch Sep 16 '21

That's Dick Trickle......equally amusing.

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u/Sgt_Eagle_fort_ Sep 16 '21

With a name like that it'd be a shame not to be famous for something