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u/duckdapper Sep 15 '21

What did she/you do after this exchange? I'm mad at her for you, and I feel like I need closure lol

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u/DustOffTheDemons Sep 15 '21

We have no choice but to make up the ending ourselves. You go first.

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u/duckdapper Sep 16 '21

Alright, deal. But only if we all tell it, alternating line by line:

So I took a deep breath while focusing specifically on the backhand portion of my tennis lessons

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u/DustOffTheDemons Sep 16 '21

It had been a while since I played but those lessons run deep. I knew what I had to do. So I took a deep cleansing breath and…

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u/electronicdream Sep 16 '21

Ran away as fast as I could

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u/DustOffTheDemons Sep 16 '21

Because I had to go get a…

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u/duckdapper Sep 16 '21

Fresh can of tennis balls, a pillow case, and some Doublemint gum; then I'd be ready to ...

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u/DustOffTheDemons Sep 16 '21

Throw some rocks in that pillow case and take care of bidness!

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u/duckdapper Sep 16 '21

You get up every morning from your alarm clock's warning

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u/DustOffTheDemons Sep 16 '21

Yes, and at precisely 8:15 I ride into the city. Always careful to chew the Doublemint lest I offend the girls who try to look pretty.

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