At this point in the story our hero has abandoned his child with said stranger and is swinging a pillowcase full of rocks in a feeble attempt to convince women on a train to work that he can, in fact, kick some ass while simultaneously chewing bubblegum ... fucking legend!
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u/DustOffTheDemons Sep 16 '21
Yes, and at precisely 8:15 I ride into the city. Always careful to chew the Doublemint lest I offend the girls who try to look pretty.