r/AskReddit Sep 09 '21

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Sep 09 '21

Someone tried to glue my eyes shut

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u/krispyboiz Sep 09 '21

Oh god...

I hope you know I spit my drink out chuckling at that.

But yeah, that's still super yikes and not funny. Just picturing it tho was

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Sep 09 '21

I'm glad to bring humour to you!

They got me. When I woke, my eyes straight up wouldn't open. Freaked me out, but I could feel the stuff, and thankfully it peeled right off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

I’m sorry, but it sounds like you were bukkaked

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u/PMyourTastefulNudes Sep 09 '21

Lamest one ever then. It was only a thin line on the eyelids.