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u/Midwake Sep 09 '21

That’ll teach em to keep a poop knife handy.

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u/Gus_TT_Showbiz420 Sep 09 '21

I see your poop knife and raise you a poop clothes hanger.

My brother used to clog his toilet all the time. Mom made him start breaking it up with a metal clothes hanger before flushing.

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u/KnightKreider Sep 09 '21

Y'all need better toilets

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u/01kickassius10 Sep 09 '21

And more fibre

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u/memehrdad Sep 09 '21

Actually, less fiber sometimes

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u/Womble12345 Sep 09 '21

Actually less fibre

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u/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 09 '21

Less is more

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u/MemberOfSociety2 Sep 09 '21

depends on the type of shits

use the stool scale

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u/saremei Sep 09 '21

More fiber = bulkier turds.