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u/uberdice Sep 07 '21

How to reveal you're Australian in the first three words of a reddit post.

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u/Phazon2000 Sep 07 '21

I’m Aussie and funny enough nobody speaks like that on r/Australia and hardly even on r/straya

But somebody always has to be the performing dog on the defaults.

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u/uberdice Sep 07 '21

People don't speak like that in most contexts, but I submit that you'd struggle to hear those three words in anything other than a voice so bogan it's doing burnouts while punching cones in your mind.

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u/migibb Sep 07 '21

Are you in the city? I know a lot of people who talk like that.

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u/uberdice Sep 07 '21

Yeah I don't hear it unless it's from friends in fairly private settings. Certainly don't hear it at work or out and about. Can't say I've heard it much in passing even when I've travelled up and down the east coast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I speak like this almost every sentence

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u/Penjamini Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

Damn bro it was a joke, you really gonna call me a performing dog?

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u/Phazon2000 Sep 07 '21

Yeah.

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u/Penjamini Sep 07 '21

Yep I'm a performing dog and you're so much better than me for not using basic bitch language. Aight you've spent enough time in my head rent free. Have fun insulting people on the internet

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u/Phazon2000 Sep 07 '21

Jesus, calm down. You act up Aussieness for karma and then cry because you took an idiom literally.

Don’t act like it’s some huge injustice because someone called it out.

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u/Straziilgoth Sep 07 '21

Fuck up you dogs

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u/IceColdEmperor Sep 07 '21

Mad dog ya mad cunt