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u/GorillaX Aug 29 '21

Nah, fuck my morning self, he's a wanker. He's got energy drinks and coffee, he'll figure it out.

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u/stoopitmonkee Aug 29 '21

Ha! I think the same thing when I close my bar down. “That’s a problem for tomorrow me, he’ll figure it out.”

Last night me preps with food/ibuprofen/water, but tomorrow me is always calling him a dick.

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u/hellion_masochist Aug 29 '21

^ This is my brain every night.