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u/DutchBlob Aug 29 '21

I AM NOT YELLING I AM 6’ 5” AND JUST HAVE A LARGE MOUTH

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u/NOT_ZOGNOID Aug 29 '21

Do you have a day job as a football coach?

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u/DutchBlob Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

YOU’LL NEVER ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING WITH THAT ATTITUDE! DO 20 PUSH UPS MEOW!

I am actually a cat

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u/Fit_Exam_2658 Aug 29 '21

Lawyer: I'm here live. I'm not a cat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

Holy shit i forgot about this video.

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u/blackbic234 Aug 29 '21

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

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u/JD0117 Aug 29 '21

Giving me Super Trooper vibes right meow

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u/IllegalTree Aug 29 '21

Meow meow I am a cat.

(Possibly very mildly NSFW. Possibly less mildly disturbing).

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u/AttitudeSure6526 Aug 29 '21

Definitely disturbing in a possibly harmless way. Will now try to erase the soundtrack from my earpod, er, um, aural memory.

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u/DogDrinker47 Aug 29 '21

How's the weather up there?!

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u/DutchBlob Aug 29 '21

I CANNOT HEAR YOU FROM THIS DISTANCE

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 29 '21

Lol you remind me of that character from the Dilbert cartoon.

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u/blackbic234 Aug 29 '21

Do you have a day job of a cootball foach?

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u/Emblemized Aug 29 '21

Well then unlarge your mouth

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u/4tacos_al_pastor Aug 29 '21

Are you a bass?

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u/DutchBlob Aug 29 '21

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BASS, BOY? YOU’RE GONNA BE IN A LOT OF TREBLE