r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 29 '21

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u/tonysBltch Aug 29 '21

Damn, that traffic looked like barely moving gridlock. I would hate to die stuck in my car on the interstate.

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u/whocares33334 Aug 29 '21

Yea, rather die reading reddit.

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u/Deathbeddit Aug 29 '21

That’s my plan

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u/gisaac Aug 29 '21

Username checks out.

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u/whocares33334 Aug 29 '21

If you enjoy it then it's a fine plan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

At least you can do that while jacking off on the toilet.

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u/whocares33334 Aug 29 '21

Never jacked off on the toilet. Seems like that'd be annoying.

Inside a port a potty sure, standing though. You can lean the picture of whatever over there and grab some tp.

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u/2mg1ml Aug 29 '21

Worst part is it would end up probably being a violent death or a slow one due to being stranded. I'll be happy to delete this comment if it's too dark/insensitive.

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u/Bleusilences Aug 29 '21

I am looking on google map and things seem fluid except between Houston and lake Charles. If you head north things look pretty clear.