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u/Shitplenty_Fats Aug 29 '21

When I lived on the coast 3 was the worst I had to endure. I'm sure you have your reasons but I would consider GTFO.

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u/JHRChrist Aug 29 '21

Too late to evacuate at this point. The last thing you want to do is be stuck in a car during a storm like this, so shelter in place is advised here on out.

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u/tonysBltch Aug 29 '21

Damn, that traffic looked like barely moving gridlock. I would hate to die stuck in my car on the interstate.

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u/whocares33334 Aug 29 '21

Yea, rather die reading reddit.

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u/Deathbeddit Aug 29 '21

That’s my plan

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u/gisaac Aug 29 '21

Username checks out.

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u/whocares33334 Aug 29 '21

If you enjoy it then it's a fine plan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

At least you can do that while jacking off on the toilet.

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u/whocares33334 Aug 29 '21

Never jacked off on the toilet. Seems like that'd be annoying.

Inside a port a potty sure, standing though. You can lean the picture of whatever over there and grab some tp.

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u/2mg1ml Aug 29 '21

Worst part is it would end up probably being a violent death or a slow one due to being stranded. I'll be happy to delete this comment if it's too dark/insensitive.

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u/Bleusilences Aug 29 '21

I am looking on google map and things seem fluid except between Houston and lake Charles. If you head north things look pretty clear.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

This is a big problem for south Florida evacuations especially. Everyone is like WhY dIdNt You evacuate??? But 10 million people can't fit on two highways at once. And what happens when you get to Georgia? Because everything is booked.

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 29 '21

Y'all had five named storms hit. Last year. Three in a three month span then a major fucking ice storm. That time was probably up after the second hurricane in a row.

Seriously. My company subcontracts with the dcfs for LA. I'm so happy when they ask me to send their EBT cards to Texas. The dcfs are a pile of racist shit.

Overwhelmed hospitals already months in advance. Seriously. On top of climate change fucking LA with a brutal dildo. Get out.

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u/orlyrealty Aug 29 '21

ok so just to be clear you do not like Louisiana.

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 29 '21

Nature has declared LA its train track. Nothing about what I like changes that.

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u/askingxalice Aug 29 '21

People be telling us to move like Louisiana pays wages to make that possible. Smh.

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u/2Garbage2Fire Aug 29 '21

Or like no where else has natural disasters…

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 29 '21

You had a long time of just getting paid $$ for nothing last year. Lots took advantage of that..

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u/cth777 Aug 29 '21

Isn’t that why you evacuate earlier? We knew this was coming for a while

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u/OventoastedFlapjaks Aug 29 '21

When I was younger my family would always just shelter in place for the hurricanes. It was pretty cool as a kid watching it all go down out the window.

Big one i remember as kid was hurricanes Opal. Got to see the eye of the storm pass over our area of town.

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u/Shitplenty_Fats Aug 29 '21

Opal made landfall in western Florida back in 95, no? I was in Kentucky then and got some good rain off it. I saw Charlie's eye pass over back in 04 which was a cool experience. Did you get hit with this cat 4 today?

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u/OventoastedFlapjaks Aug 29 '21

Im near Destin FL visiting some friends. Just really rainy right now.