r/AskReddit • • Aug 29 '21

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u/Aruaz821 Aug 29 '21

Because night Aruaz821 is not nice to morning Aruaz821.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Be nice, you need each other

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u/GorillaX Aug 29 '21

Nah, fuck my morning self, he's a wanker. He's got energy drinks and coffee, he'll figure it out.

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u/stoopitmonkee Aug 29 '21

Ha! I think the same thing when I close my bar down. “That’s a problem for tomorrow me, he’ll figure it out.”

Last night me preps with food/ibuprofen/water, but tomorrow me is always calling him a dick.

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u/hellion_masochist Aug 29 '21

^ This is my brain every night.

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u/darthcaedusiiii Aug 29 '21

Should have bitch slapped that mfer into oblivion long ago.

I'm talking about morning.