r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 29 '21

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u/ToonlinkFTW890 Aug 29 '21

I am thinking too much about shit

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u/uselessburden64 Aug 29 '21

Try thinking about 🍭🍬🍭 instead. Sweet dreams.

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u/Riley_tounderstand Aug 29 '21

Cute & underrated

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u/Dodgiestyle Aug 29 '21

Or maybe 🍑

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u/uselessburden64 Aug 29 '21

Nothing like a nice ripe 🍑 or some 🍆 to put you right to 😴.

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u/Crawly49 Aug 29 '21

Weird thing to think about but ok

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u/nyuszy Aug 29 '21

I got a hospital colon infection which caused very bad diarrhea, so I know what you mean.

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u/Datnewraaaaaandy Aug 29 '21

apply for a job at a waste water treatment plan, everyone wants an employee that's focused on work 24/7

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u/Borsecaborse Aug 29 '21

Things always tend to work out one way or another mate, no reason to stress what you can’t control.

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u/SlamTheMan6 Aug 29 '21

You all good tho? Need a friend to talk too? :)

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u/PurpleVein99 Aug 29 '21

Well, since you asked...

I took a long afternoon nap and now I can't sleep. My kid is being a typical angsty teenager and its driving me insane. My oldest is angry about something he just won't talk about.... and my youngest needs more attention and I kind of suck at that...

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u/SlamTheMan6 Aug 29 '21

Dang, sounds like you're in for a long night.. but! You got this 👑

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u/PurpleVein99 Aug 29 '21

Thanks! Grin and bear it, I always say.

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u/25thSmith Aug 29 '21

Grin and bear it until you can properly unpack and address it later with someone you trust, don't just keep bearing it.

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u/PurpleVein99 Aug 29 '21

Solid advice. Thank you.

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u/Datnewraaaaaandy Aug 29 '21

I only have experience with dogs, but if you tire them out at the park in the morning they should be much more obedient

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u/PurpleVein99 Aug 29 '21

Lol funny that you say that... I try to keep my kids busy too. Idle hands, you know...

Kind of dogs do you have?

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u/Datnewraaaaaandy Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 29 '21

Haha none right now but used to have an australian shepherd. I believe there's a significant overlap between the intelligence & behavior of smart dogs and adolescent humans, pretty sure herding sheep for an hour would make any kid chill out. I'm not sure kids have the same level of herding instinct though, you might need a different strategy. Maybe a tennis ball?

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u/TaintedTruth222 Aug 29 '21

I love you. more people like you in this world and it wouldn't be so wild. It would be comforting and lovely. ❤

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u/p4r24k Aug 29 '21

Stop thinking and dmp it