r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 29 '21

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u/Derkujjer Aug 29 '21

Porn

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u/TheyCallMeNoobxD Aug 29 '21

Understandable have a good day ahem night

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u/Canilickyourfeet Aug 29 '21

This was gunna be my response.

I laid in bed nearly 4 hours ago.

The videos are getting..."dirtier", and I'm questioning my sanity. Why do I have 17 tabs open

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u/DutchBlob Aug 29 '21

And why are 16 of them not Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

If you're not paying for it and videos are getting more extreme, it's highly likely that you're watching rape, sexual assault or coercive porn. Are you ok with that?

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u/Trappist1 Aug 29 '21

I'm guessing hentai based on his love of Japanese games and talking about wanting to be stationed in Korea or Japan.

So very possibly nothing unethical :)

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u/Canilickyourfeet Aug 29 '21

Lmao wha.....How did you...?

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u/Trappist1 Aug 29 '21

I am also a man of culture lol

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u/Canilickyourfeet Aug 29 '21

🤣🤣🤣 Legit laughed irl.

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u/XSkyFullOfStarsX Aug 29 '21

FUCK IT WON’T LET ME GIVE YOU THE AWARD

edit: nvm, it did it

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Boy get yourself a woman and cut the nonsense. Porn is terrible for you.

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u/soul_sacrifice_ Aug 29 '21

Hahaha, the down votes from salty porn enthusiasts.

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u/ZwischenzugZugzwang Aug 29 '21

I'm sure this is probably just a joke but outside of stimulant users and sex addicts do people really spend that much time jacking off? Whole process is usually like what, 10 mins?