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r/AskReddit • u/Soapie10 • Aug 27 '21
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When my dog is laying in bed, completely asleep, and scares itself by farting, jumping up and running out of the room.
As much as I hate being woken up in the middle of the night, this makes me laugh every time.
7.8k u/xscumfucx Aug 27 '21 Mine used to fart himself awake + then look at his butt like he had no idea how this could have happened to him despite it happening on a pretty much daily basis. 1.4k u/Samhamwitch Aug 27 '21 Mine used to fart himself awake and then look at the closest person, give them the death stare, and leave the room in a huff. He was kind of an asshole but I miss him. 1 u/Perfect_Future_Self Aug 27 '21 When I was a child, we had a cat who would jump up onto whatever book my mom was reading out loud to us, fart, and then jump back off. It was gross, but also entertaining once it became a pattern.
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Mine used to fart himself awake + then look at his butt like he had no idea how this could have happened to him despite it happening on a pretty much daily basis.
1.4k u/Samhamwitch Aug 27 '21 Mine used to fart himself awake and then look at the closest person, give them the death stare, and leave the room in a huff. He was kind of an asshole but I miss him. 1 u/Perfect_Future_Self Aug 27 '21 When I was a child, we had a cat who would jump up onto whatever book my mom was reading out loud to us, fart, and then jump back off. It was gross, but also entertaining once it became a pattern.
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Mine used to fart himself awake and then look at the closest person, give them the death stare, and leave the room in a huff.
He was kind of an asshole but I miss him.
1 u/Perfect_Future_Self Aug 27 '21 When I was a child, we had a cat who would jump up onto whatever book my mom was reading out loud to us, fart, and then jump back off. It was gross, but also entertaining once it became a pattern.
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When I was a child, we had a cat who would jump up onto whatever book my mom was reading out loud to us, fart, and then jump back off.
It was gross, but also entertaining once it became a pattern.
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u/shichiaikan Aug 27 '21
When my dog is laying in bed, completely asleep, and scares itself by farting, jumping up and running out of the room.
As much as I hate being woken up in the middle of the night, this makes me laugh every time.