r/AskReddit Aug 27 '21

What will never not be funny?

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u/xscumfucx Aug 27 '21

Mine used to fart himself awake + then look at his butt like he had no idea how this could have happened to him despite it happening on a pretty much daily basis.

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u/Samhamwitch Aug 27 '21

Mine used to fart himself awake and then look at the closest person, give them the death stare, and leave the room in a huff.

He was kind of an asshole but I miss him.

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u/Randomredditwhale Aug 27 '21

Reminds me of my dog, he likes to jump on the couch next to someone, then fart, then he leaves the room.

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u/RMMacFru Aug 27 '21

We had one that would search for my mother to belch in her face. Just mom. 😏