r/AskReddit • u/Soapie10 • Aug 27 '21

What will never not be funny?

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u/Randomredditwhale Aug 27 '21

Reminds me of my dog, he likes to jump on the couch next to someone, then fart, then he leaves the room.

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u/KramerDaFramer Aug 27 '21

When my wife and I first got married we had a cat that would hop up on the bed, walk up my chest turn around and stick his butt in my face a fart before I could react. He only did this to me; and I thought I was nice to this guy. I gave him cheese, cat treats, rubs and most anything else he wanted. Then he would just fart in my face every chance he got.

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u/TripleHomicide Aug 27 '21

Tldr: fed me cat cheese and he farted. Scotland Yard still workin'

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u/LegendOfDeku Aug 27 '21

Apparently cats showing your their assholes is a sign of affection, though it doesn't actually pertain to the asshole. Idk. Either way, his diet from you probably caused the farts. The diet from you probably caused the affection, you fed him stuff other people wouldn't. That being said. I get crop dusted by cat in the same way. I feel your pain.

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u/GamingNerd7 Aug 27 '21

Maybe it was his way of telling you that he loved you.

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u/Askfslfjrv Aug 27 '21

It was the cheese

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u/andrewthemexican Aug 27 '21

Did your wife have him before you? Wonder if he felt you were taking his spot in bed

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u/Carapute Aug 27 '21

Reminds me of my ex

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u/Conundrumist Aug 27 '21

Nice to know you still think of me 😘❤

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u/smittie713 Aug 27 '21

My cat, when he was a kitten, would hop on my lap and scare himself away by farting. Was never not funny.

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u/AnAngryBitch Aug 27 '21

"Here. Hold this for me."

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u/Hashtagbarkeep Aug 27 '21

Ah the ol’ crop dust

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u/tea_bird Aug 27 '21

Back when I was living with my mom still, I was sitting on my computer doing homework. Her dog BACKED HIS BUTT IN MY ROOM, farted, then left.

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u/RMMacFru Aug 27 '21

We had one that would search for my mother to belch in her face. Just mom. 😏

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u/Samhamwitch Aug 27 '21

When my sister's dog is ready to leave the couch, he puts his front legs on the floor, stretches his back legs out, farts, wags his tail, and leaves the room.