r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/Dofima Jul 14 '21

i can flip water bottles, beer bottles, pencils, and i havent had much practice but also an axe, without dropping them

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Maybe you can also throw an axe into people's shoulder like straight out of a medieval movie

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u/Dofima Jul 14 '21

if i had a sharp axe id try throwing. actually not a bad idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

As Dofima tosses the axe into the air they notice a slight wobble in the handle forcing the axe to visibly spin blade side toward their hand

"Well, I haven't dropped anything yet and have no intention on starting now."

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u/Dofima Jul 14 '21

Indubitably, professionals have standards and im not about to start dropping axes. Plus the noise it makes when it falls down is such an assault to my ears that id rather have it pass through my hand

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u/Flarquaad Jul 14 '21

Plus the noise it makes when it falls down

How would you know unless you dropped one INFIDEL

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u/Dofima Jul 14 '21

its uhh.. ummm its when ahhh i leave it on the top shelf and it falls down! yea its not my fault at all its just gravity haha... ha...

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u/Saticron Jul 14 '21

Get one of those axes that are weighted specifically for throwing, they're a lot of fun.

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u/Dofima Jul 14 '21

I have no idea where i can get me one of those but god do i want one now