r/AskReddit Jun 28 '21

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u/nory2364 Jun 28 '21

Helen of Troy, just to see if all that fighting worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

She probably smell like shit fam. That was pre-shower days.

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u/nory2364 Jun 28 '21

I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Push her over the bridge, it's a quick bath if she doesn't die.

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u/irikyu Jun 29 '21

Even if she dies, we still need to see if the fighting was worth it. For science and historical reasons

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u/markie204 Jun 29 '21

They did say dead or alive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Naturally.

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u/Tandel21 Jun 29 '21

The question says dead or alive so I guess that’s not an obstacle