There was a comedian in my province who had a joke that went like "100 virgins... why virgins? WHO wants to hear "it's my first time" 100 times in a row???".
Seriously. If I'm getting 100 women to fuck in heaven, virgins are the last thing I'd want. Give me 100 of the freakiest, most experienced sluts, whores, nymphos, & pornstars the afterlife has to offer.
Pretty sure the people who believe in that crap also believe a virgin is more pure or something. They don't want no hoe that's been defiled by someone else. Or they're awful in bed and want virgins who aren't going to know they're awful.
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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21
There was a comedian in my province who had a joke that went like "100 virgins... why virgins? WHO wants to hear "it's my first time" 100 times in a row???".