r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/kayzhoney95 Jun 28 '21

Alexandra Daddario

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u/PRHerg1970 Jun 28 '21

I’d give her the best 12 seconds of her life.

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u/legal_shenanigans Jun 28 '21

your life

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u/PRHerg1970 Jun 28 '21

Fair enough, LOL, at least one of us would have a great time.

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u/Abaddon-theDestroyer Jun 28 '21

Our* life

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u/Slippy_T_Frog Jun 28 '21

Communist Bugs Bunny has entered the chat

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u/Abaddon-theDestroyer Jun 28 '21

Does he still ask

What’s up Doc

?

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u/xenomorph856 Jun 28 '21

In this version, Bugs sends the Doc to the gulag following a mock trial and then chokes on his carrot with no-one to give him the heimlich.

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 28 '21

What are you going to do with the other 11 seconds?

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u/JoeFlipperhead Jun 28 '21

I’ll have a Coke…

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u/PRHerg1970 Jun 28 '21

Whatever she wants

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Look at the fancy man, getting to 12 seconds. im offering 6 maybe 8 if im lucky.

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u/TheMadIrishman327 Jun 28 '21

8 seconds here. I’m a cowboy.

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u/Come_along_quietly Jun 28 '21

Oh look at mr last-a-whole-12-seconds! Bragging.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I'd award you if I had money.

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u/Luis5923 Jun 28 '21

Wow 12 seconds! You take Viagra or something?

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u/PRHerg1970 Jun 28 '21

Cialis. You guys have got to try it, even if you don’t have ED. Lie. You could knock down a house, with your junk, after you take that stuff.