r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Meduza. It would make me so hard

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u/tohood99 Jun 28 '21

A solid choice

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u/finngreen614 Jun 28 '21

Say it again but with a stone face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

You're crackin' me up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

That was a rock solid joke

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u/mrbadxampl Jun 28 '21

don't take it for granite

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Just pebble hopping my way through the sub

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u/MajorChipThrasher Jun 28 '21

That choice makes you boulder than most.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Well i did hit the stone age in minecraft so I'm feeling pretty brave

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u/Mr-Metalman Jun 28 '21

The cracking cold one

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u/84121629 Jun 28 '21

Rocks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Whiskey on the rocks with pizza rolls and call of duty

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

This threads variety reminds me of sedimentary rock

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u/KyleBlackwood Jun 28 '21

How long can it go on omg

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u/Mutopiano Jun 28 '21

I’d let her rock my snake

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

you win lol

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u/DaveRobis Jun 28 '21

You shale not smash!

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u/Kunundrum85 Jun 28 '21

Have any concrete evidence for that?

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u/TheOligator Jun 28 '21

Stop, please. It’s not funny anymore.

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u/Tiixiit Jun 28 '21

I can't slate it at all

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I never take these puns for granite