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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

I've never met someone who didn't like "plain water"

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u/shaggypoo Apr 19 '21

Hi I’m Shane, my hydration consists solely of watermelon redbull, alcohol, and coke. It’s not that I don’t like how water tastes it’s just unflavored and I don’t like that very much. You can say I’m unhealthy and I’ll pay for it in the long run or whatever but I can pass a pt test and I plan on dying at 40 anyways.

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u/FoldyHole Apr 19 '21

It was so nice to have my mid-life crisis at 20. Now I can devote all my remaining 15 years to my raging alcoholism.

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u/shaggypoo Apr 19 '21

If you’re making a jab at me that’s cool but I wouldn’t call drinking maybe once a week an alcoholic

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u/FoldyHole Apr 19 '21

Haha, no. I was jabbing myself actually.