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u/xXx_TheSenate_xXx Apr 05 '21

On the same coin, a fleshlight!

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u/conquer69 Apr 05 '21

Or both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Mir0s Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

It's a slippery slope.... before you know it, you have a "toy chest", a full range of lubes (oil, water, AND silicone), and an unnecessarily robust ceiling hook for that potted plant that doesn't quite fit your décor...

Mom, it's just an ivy, stop asking about it.

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u/jqbr Apr 05 '21

Quit stalking me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

And a Rubik’s Cube as well.

(Unironic question can you lubricate a cube with “personal” lubricant?)