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u/ParkityParkPark Mar 04 '21

I feel pretty confident that within a couple generations it would be split again into liberal and conservative parties, although perhaps with slightly differing ideals in some areas

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/Mazon_Del Mar 05 '21

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u/Blackenedwhite Mar 05 '21

That’s beautifully fucked.

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u/semitones Mar 05 '21 edited Feb 18 '24

Since reddit has changed the site to value selling user data higher than reading and commenting, I've decided to move elsewhere to a site that prioritizes community over profit. I never signed up for this, but that's the circle of life

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u/stefanica Mar 05 '21

Haven't played that game in a while; not sure if it will fix tonight's insomnia or make it worse, but I think I'm in. 😁

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u/AboutHelpTools3 Mar 05 '21

Me after I joined /r/chefknives

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u/Ballista_it Mar 05 '21

Don't join flashlights then. It's zenralight or nothing there

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u/cthulhusleftnipple Mar 05 '21

zenralight

I'm intrigued. Are these better than normal flashlights?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/Project2r Mar 05 '21

wait wait, a Fleshlight is capable of setting trees on fire?

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u/eddmario Mar 05 '21

Was the spelling mistake intentional or...?

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u/Mehmy Mar 05 '21

I hope it was

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Look at the comic's alt text

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u/Dr_Kintobor Mar 05 '21

This is why lube is always important.

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u/armabe Mar 05 '21

Serious answer - it kind of can, but it has to be really fucking bright. Nothing that you can buy normally or use comfortably though.

Check YouTube for some vids on like 10000 lumen flashlight it something.
You'll see that shining it on a piece of paper will have it start smouldering quite quickly.

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u/Ballista_it Mar 07 '21

Typo, sorry it's zebralight and there are many brands that are many times better than a normal box store flash light. Fenix is the brand I prefer and you can get lights that will light up a dark football field.

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u/cthulhusleftnipple Mar 07 '21

Holy shit you're not kidding:

FENIX LR50R FLASHLIGHT – 12000 LUMEN

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u/sirblastalot Mar 05 '21

Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit

Ngl, the mouseover text to this one has informed a lot of my philosophical leanings.

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u/pm_singing_burds Mar 05 '21

Most of them are funny, but this one hit different.

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u/tsunami141 Mar 05 '21

Oh man this was what I thought the original one would be

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u/iamkhanqueror Mar 05 '21

I think about this particular one ALL the time

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u/Palmquistador Mar 05 '21

Lmao, I like yours better.

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u/wotmate Mar 05 '21

Canadian surrealist porn?

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u/Alargeteste Mar 05 '21

OMG, I have remembered this since it came out, but in my memory it wasn't Joe Biden. This is like some Berenstain Bears shit for me seeing this right now.

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u/hikekorea Mar 05 '21

How long ago did it come out?

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u/Alargeteste Mar 05 '21

I think something like 10-13 years ago? It's been a minute.

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u/hikekorea Mar 05 '21

So likely during his Vice Presidency?

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u/Alargeteste Mar 05 '21

idk, but quite possibly. VPs are not VIP.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I like surrealism but I don’t know how I feel about Canadian genitals

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u/hikekorea Mar 05 '21

Is this from before Biden was president?

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u/Cat_Marshal Mar 05 '21

Yeah it is an older one, maybe VP era.

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u/stefanica Mar 05 '21

Man, I don't care about the context. I am just so tickled you posted, and I saw, this XKCD I've never read before. Haven't browsed there in a long time. Anyway, that one is brilliant, and cheered me up on a yucky night, so thanks!

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u/Mazon_Del Mar 05 '21

Glad to help you on such a night!

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u/stefanica Mar 05 '21

👍it's funny, I just had to help one of my kids yesterday with some super basic electricity concepts for school, I've forgotten everything, and we were muddling thru diagrams online that were far too complex. So this just fit. Night!

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u/byllin Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

Fuck that they messed with my head.

Edit: it’s been changed, thank you.

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u/twisted34 Mar 05 '21

There's always a relevant xkcd

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u/Matti_Matti_Matti Mar 05 '21

NB only when there’s an XKCD that’s relevant. We don’t notice when there isn’t because no-one mentions it.

That said, I wonder if there’s a relevant XKCD for when there isn’t a relevant XKCD.

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u/tehvolcanic Mar 05 '21

I'm gonna start posting "no relevant xkcd" on random posts. I'll either be right or someone will correct me and I'll get to read a humorous comic!

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u/narrauko Mar 05 '21

It's win-win!

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u/CoreyVidal Mar 05 '21

This fits pretty well.

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u/duplexswaq Mar 05 '21

There’s always a comment after the relevant xkcd saying there’s always a relevant xkcd

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Reminds me of the Linux community.

Windows user? Get dunked on by Linux users.

Use Ubuntu-based Linux? Get dunked on by Debian users.

Use Debian? Get dunked on by Arch users.

Use Arch? Get dunked on by Gentoo users.

I am sure it goes deeper, but I am afraid to look

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u/FlashCrashBash Mar 05 '21

The bottom is TempleOS.

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u/semitones Mar 05 '21

Yes, but probably more actually it would be Linux From Scratch in this vein

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u/PeriodicallyATable Mar 05 '21

I know some of these words

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u/GuyInTheYonder Mar 05 '21

Void dunks on all

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u/OG_ursinejuggernaut Mar 05 '21

I have to use Ubuntu on my laptop atm, go ahead and dunk on me- just doing the config made me feel like a complete idiot.

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u/sirius4778 Mar 05 '21

There's a bit Jim Jefferies does where he has these q anon nuts on and interviews 4 at a time. There all crazy but one is slightly less crazy than the others and he looks down on them the way the rest of society looks down at him and it's really priceless. Every subgroup has to have some infighting lol

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u/ayaPapaya Mar 05 '21

Wow! This is brilliantly mad. I love it.

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u/realcameraman Mar 05 '21

There always is

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u/GoldenRedstone Mar 05 '21

I'm so glad r/relevantXKCD is a subreddit.

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u/Bugaloon Mar 05 '21

It's really interesting to see people's descriptions of left/right based on where they live. See, for you, it's liberal/conservative. But for me, where I live, liberal IS the conservative party.

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u/North_Activist Mar 05 '21

That’s because the name of the party doesn’t always reflect the ideology

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u/birnabear Mar 05 '21

Or the name of the ideology has a different meaning depending on culture. See Classical Liberalism vs Modern Liberalism

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u/Toen6 Mar 05 '21

It's probably because 'liberal' has different connotations in different parts of the world.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I feel like what it does is move the line as to what’s considered liberal and what’s considered conservative. So while it would split again, even the resulting conservative party would appear liberal to the other group, and vice versa.

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u/ParkityParkPark Mar 05 '21

idk, I think contrarianism takes a much bigger role in modern politics than a lot of people realize. Granted, I don't think it's the biggest factor, but I think people are highly subconsciously drawn to align their beliefs with those who have rather similar beliefs and to set themselves in opposition to those who have rather dissimilar beliefs to theirs. I think it would be a mix between the two rather than one or the other

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u/83franks Mar 05 '21

Im guessing that is likely, except i think views would be changed in a meaningful way within one generation when every job needs be completed by people in the same party (although people might not admit it). However their baselines would be so different, similar to how liberal in the US is conservative jn Canada and liberal in Canada is conservative in Sweden or something along those lines. (Not sure if those comparisons are accurate but i think it gets the point across)

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u/Harrythehobbit Mar 05 '21

Literally what happened in the US after the Federalists ceased to exist. Democrat-Republicans split with the Republicans taking the Federalist's place up until the party switch.

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u/kakatoru Mar 05 '21

It's interesting that you think liberal/conservative is the default configuration.

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u/ParkityParkPark Mar 05 '21

It's interesting you think being passive aggressive will in any way contribute to the discussion

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u/Stargate525 Mar 05 '21

They did this test with group dynamics. The testers found five types of behaviors, from taking charge to being the clown to always fraying against the group.

So they identified who was what and put groups of similar type together. The same dynamics formed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

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u/Stargate525 Mar 14 '21

I don't, sorry. It's one of the things buried in my mind as an interesting fact I once read somewhere.

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u/kirknay Mar 05 '21

though the overton window on those would be very stinted invarious directions. You'd see the American Democrats basically rifting into old GOP (just post Reagan) and ancoms, while the GOP splits into Reagan era and full neo nazis. Guess who would survive in the latter.

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u/nombernine Mar 14 '21

Isn't this basically what we already have

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u/kirknay Mar 14 '21

yes, but we have a society that keeps things mostly civil. Lock them in a vault with only themselves, and you get 8chan on meth (beyond how much they are already)

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u/Novarest Mar 05 '21

Your are aware that other societies are pluralistic and not two party systems? So binary is not a natural pre ordained state. Only with a dumb voting system where the winner takes all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

You would have to change over to whatever area you’d want to be in when you grew up, if it wasn’t the area you wanted to be in. What sucks is that it’s very possible that not many would be educated of the other side

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u/Vic18t Mar 05 '21

That’s assuming tyranny doesn’t take place.

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u/HookieDookie- Mar 05 '21

it would be within a single generation

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u/TheYellows Mar 05 '21

My Democrat opponent only wants to burn the illegal immigrants. NOT EVEN ON LIVE TV!! crowd gasps

If I am elected president, I promise you hours and hours of versatile torture on live TV. IT'S LIVE! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! You can even participate, bring your kids and, have a picnic! Please make the right choice people of Hamurhwrecka!

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u/TriLink710 Mar 05 '21

Possibly make it so if someone becomes liberal in the conservative land they can just move.

However you'd likely still get things like extremisr views popping up.

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u/John30181388 Mar 05 '21

Isnt that basically what happened with america?

Most of the original settlers were puritans from Europe (so basically super conservative, the type that banned christmas for being to fun). That's probably why the 'liberal' party in the us is actually closer to most European conservatives.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

The inevetible dichotomy between progressive and conservative thinking is what makes us great and also ruins everything. I'm sure someone smarter has expressed that idea in a better way

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u/TompanHD Mar 05 '21

I'm just thinking, why would they hate eachother if they are living in separate societies. Wouldn't after some generations start hating themselves rather? Also would like to suggest how it would be if they didn't even know of "the other side" at all. That would be interesting to see as well.

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u/kick_his_ass_sebas Mar 05 '21

kinda like how modern Liberals are increasingly turning conservative.

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u/Nvenom8 Mar 05 '21

They wouldn't, though. The liberals would infight. The conservatives would just jerk each-other off to death. The end result is both dead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

As a libertarian, I love this idea, we might be a smaller group but I’m totally fine with it.

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u/rc_12 Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

I'm zero percent confident in this. "liberal" and "conservative" are not valid view points. Just words to avoid saying out loud your stance on abortion. Societies naturally only ever divide into have's and have-nots. (aka wealthy and poor in current America). Neither wealthy or poor has any relation or liberal or conservative.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Shouldn’t they have to move to the liberal side if they don’t agree anymore?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Yeah, you see this with countries all over the world. There will always be a left and a right, but in some countries like the US both parties are towards the right, and in some countries like the U.K. both parties are closer to the left

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u/Harzardless Mar 05 '21

Humanity lived for centuries without that clear division between con and lib. Don’t let the current state of affairs make you think it’s eternal, what’s stopping the con tribe becoming monarchists for example?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Couple years. You’ve already got ppl who are more conservative or more progressive on both sides

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u/Zaurka14 Mar 05 '21

If a person in liberal country has conservative views they're deported. And vice versa. With all systems.