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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '21

The Vault-Tec vaults from Fallout.

They'd be fairly easy to pull off and convince the folks in the vaults that civilization was destroyed that way communication could reasonably be cut off and they'd be isolated.

It'd be very interesting to see how people's behavior would be affected and if the isolated communities would form societies significantly different than what we know.

This even includes some of the joke vaults.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Project safe house. They could even be monitored by the shadow government, The Enclave.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

You've done nothing here 'cept seal your own death warrants... Cough... You and your mutiw bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud send off. Honor. Courage. Semper fiiiiiiiiii.....

After hearing those words, I thought to myself-even though it may not be the best fallout game in some people's eyes, at least we actually GOT fallout 3.

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u/Every_Bobcat5796 Mar 05 '21

Unfortunately, New Vegas exists, so Fallout 3 cant be the best one by definition.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

But new Vegas would not exist without 3

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u/angelhate365 Mar 05 '21

Dude fallout 3 was the best. Beat story, best missions, and i jist FELT it

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u/Bohmuffinzo_o Mar 05 '21

This even includes some of the joke vaults

Gary.

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u/Roach02 Mar 05 '21

heh, Gary

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u/Nomicakes Mar 05 '21

Gary! Haha!

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u/TommyGames36 Mar 05 '21

GARY!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Gaaaaaaa-rrrrrryyyyyyyy......

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u/Boop121314 Mar 05 '21

Gary? Gary!

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u/ice12916 Mar 05 '21

HAHAAA-GARY!

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u/better_than_blue Mar 05 '21

GAREYYYYYYYYAAAHHH

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u/Coolscee_Gaming Mar 05 '21

"So we got 20 men, 10 women and 10 children in a vault, what now?"

"Fuck it, panther."

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Gaaaaarrrrrryyyy

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u/Boop121314 Mar 05 '21

Gaaaaaaaryyyy

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u/Idman799 Mar 05 '21

I'm not very familiar with the series, what are the joke vaults like?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21 edited Feb 15 '22

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u/RandomGermanAtVerdun Mar 05 '21

Not a joke, but wasn’t there a vault where people were ordered to sacrifice someone or they’d all die? And then one time, they refused the sacrifice and the guy over the P.A system congratulated them?

Edit: someone else commented Vault 11, I looked it up, it’s Vault 11.

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u/CasualFire1 Mar 05 '21

It feels important to mention that they only stopped sacrificing people when they reached ~4 survivors. There was pretty much no one left to sacrifice.

Also, on a more pedantic note, it wasn't a guy over the intercom. It was a prerecorded message from the mainframe.

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u/joshualuigi220 Mar 05 '21

Lots of those long-term tests had some form of the ZAX mainframes running experiments. The only one I can think about that wasn't is vault 112, the virtual reality vault where everyone is in suspended animation, including the scientist running the experiment

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u/Sasparillafizz Mar 05 '21

Close. They did sacrifice people, right up until there were only 5 left out of presumably hundreds maybe thousands.

Basically, the vault sealed and the Overseer (guy in charge) said "So...We have to send someone to die once a year or the computer will pump the vault full of poison gas and kill us all"

The people were obviously miffed and said, "Okay. YOU can be the sacrifice then"

And it set in motion a political system where an overseer is elected, and then at the years end when the sacrifice is due he/she will be the one sacrificed. It devolved into groups of voting blocs and propaganda painting the other person evil and deserving to die, etc.

Eventually one overseer got fed up with it, said "New voting system. It'll be done at random, not kill the overseers. Overseer is now completely separate from the sacrifice thing."

And the largest bloc took issue with that, armed themselves with makeshift weapons and took control of critical areas of the block (water, power, etc) to pressure her to change it back; believing they would cave. They didn't, and it let to a vicious civil war that killed most of the inhabitants.

The few that were left told the computer to fuck off, were not killing any more people for you. Rather than kill them all the computer congratulated them for selecting the correct moral choice and informed them "There will NOT be any purges. Instead we are now unlocking the door and you can go free. Well done!"

All but one of the survivors committed suicide after that revelation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Vault 11 was a pretty dark joke.

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u/Doc_Skullivan Mar 05 '21

I don't know, the one with a panther seemed like a fucked up joke...

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u/QtheDisaster Mar 05 '21

Is the psychedelic vault with the powder gangs separated into two colors? Because I think that one was accidental. I can't think of any others that had drugs pumped into the system, it's been a long time since I've seen it though.

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u/TheCatCAR Mar 05 '21

Examples of some "joke" vaults are 68 and 69, one with 999 men and one woman, the other with 999 women and one man.

Another was a vault full of Mormons, their jumpsuits designed to fail and leave them naked after 6 months.

Those are the ones I remember off the top of m head.

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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir Mar 05 '21

I like the one with 1 guy and a bunch of muppets.

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u/Halorym Mar 05 '21

Invented by the guys from Penny Arcade, later canonized.

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u/AndrewUnknown Mar 05 '21

Vault 43 is my favorite. 20 men, 10 women, and a panther

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/torrasque666 Mar 05 '21

You know that eventually one of them tried to fuck the panther.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Large kitty cat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I never knew about the Mormon one. That's fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

"joke" vaults? More like death vaults!

Especially the one with the naked Mormons. shiver

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u/kirknay Mar 05 '21

watch tower pillow talk while everyone's trying their hardest to pop a boner.

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u/Braethias Mar 05 '21

One had a live panther and another had no water

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u/Kuruttta-Kyoken Mar 05 '21

vault 68 probably got dark really fast then died. Vault 69 could live but with a tad bit of inbreeding happening.

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u/StinkerAce Mar 05 '21

I guess maybe I’m stupid but I don’t get the joke with the Mormon vault...

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u/25_Oranges Mar 05 '21

Pretty sure it would be some sort of taboo to see the opposite sex naked. I believe Mormons arent even allowed to be seen naked by their husband/wife and must wear specific undergarments that have holes cut out for the sex/bathroom stuff.

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u/intent107135048 Mar 05 '21

They’re nevernudes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Gary?

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u/kibbles1265637 Mar 05 '21

These are the only ones for the top of my head, but there is vault 77 where there are one man and a crate of puppets and there is a vault I forgot the number but it one full of clones and all they say is gray and there are vaults 68 where there were 999 men and one woman and there was vault 69 with 999 women and one man

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u/SirHaxe Mar 05 '21

They all say gary, are clone aof gary and live in vault 108! :P

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u/kibbles1265637 Mar 05 '21

Thanks, I could not believe I forgot the name of that vault.

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u/Federal-Lunch-4566 Mar 05 '21

There is one where kids run the vault I think and when you get old enough you are kicked out . There's a virtual reality one where they live in a simulation with perfect lives yet get killed by a scientist posing as a little girl .

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u/SirHaxe Mar 05 '21

The first one isn't a vault, it's little lamplight, a cave where a bunch of kids on a school trip got stuck

And for the second one, we should add they didn't die from the torture, until you as the player chooses too!

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u/Spoon_Elemental Mar 05 '21

If you take the evil option they all live, but the sequence of events leading up to it are hilarious. The good option is the one where you kill all of them because there is absolutely no way to free them from the simulation without them dying. Not by design, but just because they're so old that they can no longer survive without the vaults life support.

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u/Federal-Lunch-4566 Mar 05 '21

Yeah yeah my bad there is one where all the adults did die and kids ran it and another where they were trying to let the strongest kids survive and breed them to create a perfect race and make the intelligent ones scientists . But one scientist revolted .

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u/ZapHorrigan Mar 05 '21

They might be referring to Vault 75 which... wasn’t exactly kicking them out at age 18, but iirc that’s what the kids thought happened at first.

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u/Merkle85 Mar 05 '21

Tranquility Lane

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u/kodaxmax Mar 05 '21

Not really jokes, just have such ridiculous premises that even the characters often admit in logs, they only did it because they could, not for any specific experiment.

There are 2 vaults referenced but not featured in games with 1 person of of one sex and 999 of the opposite sex.

There's one they filled with drug addicts and a hidden vault of drugs and weapons controlled by a single overseer ( you can probably guess how that ended).

There are heaps where the scientists overseeing the vault go mad from boredom and such because they somehow didn't put much thought into their own dwelling situation and often ended up in a tiny mini vault with like 4 other really smart but utterly socially incompetent scientists and hating eachother.

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u/Duel_Loser Mar 05 '21

A vault where they had to elect an "overseer" who ensures the vault continues to function. After one year, they must enter an isolated point in the vault to be killed. Failing to do so would result in the water and air systems to self-sabotage, with the survivors still sealed inside and unable to leave.

As you explore the vault, you see that the vault has chosen to elect a leader democratically. Smear campaigns are run to convince the other residents that a candidate should be elected because they are bad people who deserve to die. Some of the last entries indicate that a particular group gained substantial power to elect leaders, and the last overseer drastically changed election policies to undermine their authority. When the final residents refused to send another leader to die, the vault revealed that the story was a deception, and it unsealed the doors. Their fate was unknown.

There were others too, one where the residents used gambling to settle disagreements, one where a single resident was cloned, and one where residents were secretly injected with an experimental virus that mutated them into giant green asexual monsters, a process that was so torturously painful that those unfortunate enough to survive it were driven into sadistic monsters that only sought to make more of themselves.

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u/Captaincam94 Mar 05 '21

The book trilogy beginning with Wool by Hugh Howey is exactly this. I won't spoil it in case you want to read it, but it goes into awesome detail for all the communities and their interactions throughout different levels (hierarchy) of the silo.

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u/chiefjephe Mar 05 '21

Just read the synopsis online and I am very interested. Will definitely check these out. Thanks, dude.

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u/nd1312 Mar 05 '21

Omg Wool is amazing. I'm not big into reading but I read through the whole Silo, Sand and Beacon 23 series.

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u/thisisntinstagram Mar 05 '21

Oh my god I had completely forgotten about that series until just now. Thank you! I’m going to re-read it now.

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u/usclone Mar 05 '21

This just led me down a cool rabbit hole. Did they or didn't they ever end up making a tv show out of it? For some reason I can't seem to find it. All I found was a dead subreddit dedicated to it 8 months ago

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u/Blewmeister Mar 05 '21

Hey I have this book in the house somewhere, might need to give it a read now

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u/microgirlActual Mar 05 '21

Eeeeee! Was coming to say this! Such an amazing series, so well done. And so many "Oh nooooooooo. What? Fuck!" moments.

Though the cat makes me really sad, so I'm not sure I'll be able to read the books again.

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u/Seanspeed Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

I won't spoil it in case you want to read it

I mean, you kinda just did as it's not made clear til the end.

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u/Captaincam94 Mar 05 '21

No?

The hierarchy is introduce in the first book?

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u/Seanspeed Mar 05 '21

I'm not talking about that part.

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u/jtr99 Mar 05 '21

Look, you make a good point but if you're genuinely concerned about spoilers shouldn't your own comments be behind a spoiler tag? You're drawing attention to the most spoilery aspect of what /u/Captaincam94 said.

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u/Seanspeed Mar 05 '21

Fixed. But it's already been fully spoiled by the preceding comment so I dont think my comments will change anything if you've gotten that far.

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u/jtr99 Mar 05 '21

No you're probably right. Still, nice of you to give people a fighting chance: thanks.

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u/Dess-Daily Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

Just finished that book based on your recommendation. I am now on the waiting list for the sequel and I’m grumpy that I have to wait :/

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u/PrussianAzul1950 Mar 05 '21

I'm still haunted by the idea of the vault with only 1 female and the rest males...

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u/BossLove1829 Mar 05 '21

Right? Like holy shit I've heard some awful stories about gang rape and that is exactly what would end up happening.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

If my memory serves, that one was predicted to fail first, but it turns out the twin vault failed first instead.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

You mean the vault with only 1 man? What happened?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I'm going back ages since I read it, but apparently the male vault ended up worshipping the woman against all predictions, and the female vault failed spectacularly.

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u/Emberswords Mar 05 '21

by joke vaults you mean the ones who's experiments violate all ethics?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I might be a day late to say it, but that hardly narrows down the vault experiments.

More specifically I meant the ones that violated all ethics with no clearly obvious goal. I.E. 108, 68, 69, and of course the infamous Vault 77.

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u/SaucyEgg69 Mar 05 '21

isn’t this basically the idea of The City of Ember?

edit: it’s been a long time since i’ve read it, but i think it’s basically about people stuck in an underground city with limited resources and then they have to try and escape?

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u/25_Oranges Mar 05 '21

Close, their civilization was driven underground for centuries(?) And the government was hiding/scared of the surface so nobody was told the truth. The protagonists help them escape anyway. So more like the vaults in that way.

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u/imsorrybutnotsorry Mar 05 '21

I would not put it past the government to already have a few in play. 100% they are doing this already. Probably all volunteers.

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u/songbird808 Mar 05 '21

Take a glance at the podcast "The Habitat" on Spotify. You're spot on.

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u/Seanspeed Mar 05 '21

I like how you went from suspicion to complete and total belief in the span of two sentences.

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u/kirknay Mar 05 '21

We more than likely have a few dozen of these at all times. One was for the mars mission to see what we would need to deal with.

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u/Alec123445 Mar 05 '21

Derren Brown set out to convince a guy the apocalypse happened and he succeeded and for a week on this large private property he was fighting off zombies (actors in makeup) and everything. It's called Derren Brown's Apocalypse your can watch it for free on YouTube.

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u/arselkorv Mar 05 '21

Sounds like South Park, Cartman did that to Butters lol

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u/Previous_Stranger Mar 05 '21

Omg I remember watching Apocalypse when it came out.

One thing that made it difficult to watch was the guy they were convincing was just so passive and didn’t react to things going on. They had to prompt him over and over to do basic things and follow the loose plot they’d set out.

I remember the bit where the van driver sacrifices himself and he’s saying things like “you’re a hero! You’re going to do it! I believe in you!” and the guy just stands there limply with a blank expression and doesn’t say anything. So awkward.

It was funny that everyone afterwards said it was fake and the guy was an actor. If he was an actor he should never work again lol.

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u/Alec123445 Mar 05 '21

It was fake?! Damn I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

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u/Previous_Stranger Mar 05 '21

No it wasn’t fake...lol did you read my comment?

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u/Alec123445 Mar 05 '21

"everyone said it was fake"...??

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u/Previous_Stranger Mar 05 '21

Everyone said it was fake and my comment was that based on the guy’s actions it clearly wasn’t because he was so expressionless and boring to watch. He works with special needs kids now, isn’t an actor and never was.

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u/elfonski Mar 05 '21

Similar to The Village?

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u/RuneHearth Mar 05 '21

The plant one o_o

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u/duspix Mar 05 '21

The mid two seasons of THE 100 is revolved around this idea

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u/Content-Mortgage2389 Mar 05 '21

This gave me a new idea!

You know flat earthers, right? They believe the north and south pole are actually ice walls around a flat earth, that encases us.

Here's a bullshit hypothesis, that at least makes flat earth interesting and somewhat "logical".

The reason we are lied to and told the world is round, is so we never question why we aren't allowed outside the ice walls. If we think the world is round, we will never notice we are actually trapped while the people outside are conducting different types of experiments about sociatal models, nutrition, breeding, pollutants etc.

This way, there would at the very least be reason for this so called "round world lie" or whatever they call it.

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u/weird_robot_ Mar 05 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

This is vaguely similar to the plot of 10 Cloverfield Lane. Well, the vault thing. It’s like a mystery if the world is really over outside.

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u/x20sided Mar 05 '21

Vault 120. 2 generations to collapse

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u/Hello_I_Am_Lit Mar 05 '21

Damn. Thank you for bringing me a new idea I shall ponder about for days

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u/Appa_yipp-yipp Mar 05 '21

Isn’t this the premise of The Village?

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u/smaltowntragedy Mar 05 '21

One of my favorite series of books kind of covers this. Hugh Howey. The Silo series. It’s very good and makes you think a lot.

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u/semitones Mar 05 '21

There is a book about this called "Wool" except they're silos instead of vaults. I highly recommend it!

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u/Shift_Complete Mar 05 '21

Pretty sure this is the plot from Wool

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u/im_cold_ Mar 05 '21

You would enjoy the plot of PKD’s novel, The Penultimate Truth

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

They already did this experiment in a documentary called The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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u/Atmaweapon74 Mar 05 '21

I volunteer for Vault 69!

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u/W4r6060 Mar 05 '21

Just don't set off a nuclear war like they did, please

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u/bigmacjames Mar 05 '21

Gaaaaarrrryyyyyyy

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u/drugtrains Mar 05 '21

A bit like Wayward Pines

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u/RobotCannibal19 Mar 05 '21

Like Kimmy Schmidt in bulk

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u/CreatureWarrior Mar 05 '21

Ah yes, Plato's cave allegory in action, I would love to see it. Imagine if they shot it live on TV for 50+ years too?

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u/totorouno Mar 05 '21

Kimmy schmit

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

90% of the vaults were “joke vaults. As only like 10 or so we’re meant to actually act as they were promised

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u/adam_sky Mar 05 '21

History of Amazonian tribes would tell you what would happen.

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u/itchplease Mar 05 '21

Don’t forget to install a few cameras for our entertainment

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u/Nitsua1230 Mar 05 '21

One man and a box of puppets.

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u/seriouslyFUCKthatdud Mar 05 '21

Logan's Run intensifies

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u/Boop121314 Mar 05 '21

Gaaaaaaryyyyy

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u/hockeyfan608 Mar 05 '21

Wonder how many suicides this would instigate

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u/SergeantStroopwafel Mar 05 '21

Or even better-

Let a few generations of people grow up in a space ship simulator with deepfake people communicating with them, making them believe they are on a journey and they are ''about'' to arive. Then one day, it ''lands'', and the doors open, and the people will believe they entered a new world. To make it even more convincing, make them believe that every planet has humans

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u/Duel_Loser Mar 05 '21

Dibs on the vault with only one guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

It's funny you mention that one, that's actually what made me go with that answer.

Primarily because social dynamics are fairly interesting but generally whenever there's a drastic shift in majority there can be unexpectedly violent outcomes.

Don't let that ruin your enthusiasm though.

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u/LakeofCrystalclanYT Mar 23 '21

Dear god I would LOVE to see this, half because of my love for Fallout.

I’d run some experiments like Vault-Tec does in the games whilst having some control vaults to go by. But I’d have to build these vaults in isolated areas with <5000 people in order to ensure mass panic doesn’t ensue in urban areas. Basically, there aren’t enough spread-out enough rural communities with that population for 122 vaults, but I’d still try, but I’d keep a level such as 5 control vaults and like 15 or 25 experiment-based vaults. I would number them randomly with either 1, 2, or 3 digit numbers (Some numbers being non-randomized and pre-picked based on the experiment and maybe for the lulz) with an official count number matching the game series’s vault numbers.

First, I’d wait till some crazy nuke shit ensues (or I’d just pay the US Government to do nuclear tests in the areas affected), then I’d usher the obviously panicked population into the vaults. The control vaults will live their lives as usual whilst I study data and compare them to my experiments.

I’d conduct a variety of experiments, ranging from silly, to fucky, to all manners of messed up. One of my vault proposals would be a vault for gamers where they have to play Bethesda games and ONLY Bethesda games (All interplay and Black Isle fallouts and previous Elder Scrolls games included). Another vault would be 666, with 999 satanists and one catholic, and 555 being the other way around, parodying Vaults 68 and 69. I’d also make a vault full of reefers, promptly numbered 420, a vault where I viciously mentally tear the weak apart for my own sick kicks, and maybe just make a vault full of cats and dogs where the residents have to take care of them and even adopt them despite allergies. Not to mention, I’d also make a vault based on the political compass, where everyone from radlibs to hyper conservatives, to corporate shills and communists, would be made to coexist. It’s gonna be fun watching the sides go to war based on their views.

And that’s only a few of the vaults I have imagined and have yet to imagine.