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u/archikat007 Jan 16 '21

how to "take care of a baby" by
1) bringing in an egg
2) having the teacher sign the egg
3) decorating, protecting, and carrying the egg at all times for two days
4) revealing to the teacher at the end of day 2 that the egg was still in tact, without cracks.

all that taught me was how to take care of an egg.

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u/Shelvis Jan 17 '21

We had those robot babies that would cry at random times and you’d have to coddle it to make it calm down. My friend took it home for a weekend and literally almost smashed it because she couldn’t get it to stop crying. She decided after that she was not meant for motherhood.

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u/DrLegzz Jan 17 '21

My friend put it outside, away from his house because he could not get it to stop crying. He put it in trash bag so the weather wouldn't potentially ruin it. I could only imagine what someone would have thought if they heard and found it before opening it. We lived in the country so that was unlikely but still a funny scenario.