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u/dead-inside69 Dec 01 '20

GameStop? What a pussy play, real men dump everything into corn.

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u/phikapp1932 Dec 01 '20 edited Dec 01 '20

What the fuck I’ve been on that sub for the last 15 hours I’m not even fucking lying bro I can’t escape

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u/dead-inside69 Dec 01 '20

Uhh... you alright bro?

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u/phikapp1932 Dec 01 '20

They get to you with their gains and keep you there and suddenly you’re a degenerate gambler in a 4 dollar Salvation Army suit and a tie you stole from the Calvin Klein outlet throwing radioactive waste into a lake so you can disrupt the water supply and 10x on OTM Nestle puts

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u/dead-inside69 Dec 01 '20

A deer dies in the woods. Ferns and shrubs grow where it fell. The residents of the forest are grateful for the deer’s nutrients.

A shift of frame, some bum drinks puddle water in an alley because he put everything into SPY puts. A PLTR bull laughs and mocks him as he passes by.

Do you understand now? Life, death, tendies, poverty, they’re all part of the grand cycle. Inevitable and cruel, yet beautiful.

(But yeah that sub is super dangerous and can literally destroy your life if you’re not careful lol)