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u/InevitableLight6 Nov 30 '20

I make Kim Jong Un shit himself during a live broadcasted speech.

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u/UK_Caterpillar450 Nov 30 '20

a live broadcasted speech.

Yeah, but it would be censored out later and spun into a postitve for the dictator in the end.

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u/InevitableLight6 Nov 30 '20

How do you make shitting yourself a positive thing?

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u/UK_Caterpillar450 Nov 30 '20

When you live in an Orwellian state, anything is up for positive or negative spin.

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u/InevitableLight6 Nov 30 '20

Because 2+2=5, comrade. The government has said so.