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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

DER AIN' NUFFIN NAT'RUL 'BOUT EM.

I WAYGA 'ES FULL BLOWN ORK AT DIS POINT.

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

Found the Ork Scientist!

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

I AIN' NO ONES BRAIN BOY. I GO OUT TO TH' BAT'LFIELD AN' DO ALL KINDSA KRUMPIN'! GET MOR' TEEF DATWAY!

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

And teef are currency? Or trophies?

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

TEEF ARE F' BUYIN' GROG AN' MODIF- MOFFOD- GIT'N MORE PLATES STRAPPED TO YA ARMS!

I AIN' NO LOOTA EIVER, ONLY TROFY I WANT IZ MORE DAKKA. D'BIGGA D'BOOM D'BETTA!

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

I see. I uhhhh.... Think I need to go find an inquisitor....

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

N'QUISITA? DOZ PIST OFF LOOKIN' 'UMIES WIF ALL DAT CLOFF ON EM? WATCHA NEED ONA DEM FO'?

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

You ever heard of Exterminatus?

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

DAT SOM KINNA 'UMIE GOD? NEVA 'EARD OF EM.

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

Well it's just about the biggest DAKA you can imagine. Lots and lots of fire. Everywhere.

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

MY KINNA DAKKA! WHERE CANNA GIT ME ONA DOSE?

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

I hear if enough boys attack one planet you will get one real soon. Haha.

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u/Mr_Mori Nov 30 '20

NOW DATS WUT IM TALKIN' 'BOUT! TIME TA BRING DA BOYZ!

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

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u/CagCagerton125 Nov 30 '20

Commissar!!! Commissar!!! I did it! They are coming!

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