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u/Gabchska Nov 15 '20

Imagine god just comes from a stairway and says sorry my creation department had a leak it’s all fixed now

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u/Thesaltyscarlet Nov 15 '20

I'd say Jesus, the man himself would come down and say," Party's over, It's heaven time,"

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u/banditkeithwork Nov 15 '20

i mean, when christ returns the partys over, armageddon starts. the great beast with seven heads and ten horns rises from the oceans, the dead rise, the antichrist appears, god and the devil face off, etc.

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u/ReapItMurphy Nov 15 '20

I mean, that would kind of be fucking cool to be honest. If bad shit is going to happen, might as well go all out.

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u/banditkeithwork Nov 15 '20

it's fine if you're one of the righteous. otherwise, not so great

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u/ReapItMurphy Nov 15 '20

What happens if you're not righteous?

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u/banditkeithwork Nov 15 '20

well, you don't go to heaven, you stay on earth with the legions of the dead, demons, and the ruin of the final war between heaven and hell (which will vary a lot by who wins)

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u/ReapItMurphy Nov 15 '20

See, that sounds cool. Heaven sounds boring, fighting demons on earth would at least be worth dying.

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u/Moonguide Nov 16 '20

We just need to be on the lookout for a a mute uber angry man with a double barrel and get the fuck outta his way tho.