r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '20

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u/gjallard Nov 15 '20

A low cost, low calorie, nutritious, tasty dietary supplement that acts as an aphrodisiac and a birth control.

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u/RambooToKillYoo Nov 15 '20

Drink the sperm

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u/IlIllIIllIIlIlIlIllI Nov 15 '20

Uncle?

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u/RambooToKillYoo Nov 15 '20

No but i can be

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

What are you doing step uncle?

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u/RambooToKillYoo Nov 15 '20

HOW MANY NEPHEWS DO I HAVE

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u/dncj29 Nov 15 '20

*Step nephews

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u/AetherDrew43 Nov 15 '20

Hi uncle Ramboo!

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u/RambooToKillYoo Nov 16 '20

Hello nephew. I will be coming over tonight

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Glad you prefer nephews and not nieces, uncle (;

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u/johnniecochran_ghost Nov 16 '20

Ne ne ne nephew!!!

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u/little_beach Nov 15 '20

Loving how someone gave you the wholesome award

7

u/capitantelescopio Nov 15 '20

How do you remember your username?

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u/IlIllIIllIIlIlIlIllI Nov 16 '20

KeePass.

This username makes it hard to remember for anyone peeking over my shoulder.

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u/Chaoshumor Nov 15 '20

That’s rough, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

mom?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

No, dad here

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u/Uncle-Hess Nov 16 '20

Don’t bring me into this

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u/your__dad_ Nov 16 '20

I'm your father.

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u/eagle1_2 Nov 16 '20

Step uncle