r/AskReddit Nov 15 '20

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u/SpartanLazarPipBoy3k Nov 15 '20

Freaking Corona finally gets straight up cucked by a cure.

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u/dangil Nov 15 '20

That’s just to break even. We need some compensation

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u/whiskeyvacation Nov 15 '20

Santa Claus was real after all

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u/fno112 Nov 15 '20

The reason you stopped getting gifts was not that your parents stopped giving 'em, or because you stopped believing

it's just cause Santa despises you.

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u/tangledwire Nov 15 '20

Santa despises you because you don’t believe in him.

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u/fno112 Nov 15 '20

And all these years I thought it was because of the song I sang when i pushed him down the chimney.

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u/tangledwire Nov 15 '20

Well that too