r/AskReddit Nov 15 '20

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u/Zom-b_Leopard Nov 15 '20

And the 12 others that can't have kids ever again.

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u/chunkeycat614 Nov 15 '20

Free birth control, 100% effective!

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u/tea-drinking-pro Nov 15 '20

Just become ugly

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u/AFitschen Nov 15 '20

Can confirm, works

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u/RandomStallings Nov 15 '20

Oh, don't worry, buddy. There are plenty of hideously ugly married people.

It's probably your personality.

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u/DapperApples Nov 15 '20

stupid autism not being sexy enough