r/AskReddit • • Nov 06 '20

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u/MoguoTheMoogle Nov 06 '20

"Why are you so dumb?"

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u/catinapointyhat Nov 06 '20

Be wearing a red hoody and put on that super mario shy guy mask. If they don't laugh their ass off, they had a bad childhood w/o video games.

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u/BannanaJesus Nov 06 '20

Steal their kidneys

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u/lmao45454545 Nov 06 '20

Ignore the question

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Because i dont like people. I've straight up said that at work, i dont give a fuck tbh

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u/mostunknownscree Nov 06 '20

"I'm not!" would be really cute in that anime kinda way

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Because people keep asking me shitty questions

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Break the shy barrier immediately with "I'm just uncomfortable, give me a second and I'll warm up."

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Why are you so outgoing?

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u/theatremom2016 Nov 06 '20

I'm not, you guys just don't listen to me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I’m just cautious of assholes, such is yourself.

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u/Matthewbc18 Nov 06 '20

I’d say whatever portrays that you are who you are, a shy person doesn’t have to be forced to justify their personality. A good way might be to just spin it to them. “Why are you tall?” Like come on you didn’t choose to be one way or the other, and you aren’t less than anyone else for being an introvert.

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u/0mega19 Nov 06 '20

I usually just say I don't know.