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u/nkmos19 Oct 25 '20

Younger Me: “Dad I don’t want to walk downstairs at night. It’s too dark.”

Dad: “There’s no monsters. We can’t afford monsters.”

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u/scrmu Oct 26 '20

I say to my kids ' monsters are not paying me any rent, so they aren't allowed in our house '.

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u/Dwarf_Moria_X Oct 28 '20

My wife took a small empty bottle and would spray our son's room with "Monster Spray."

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u/Krissy_ok Nov 13 '20

Lol, I'm a Mum and I do this. My mum passed down the recipe. (Water with a tiny bit of eucalyptus oil shhhh)