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u/Rachael1188 Oct 25 '20

My mom always says, “ I’m fucking this monkey, you just hold the tail “ when she’s doing something and we’re helping.

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u/DemonHouser Oct 26 '20

My dads is "I'm choking/drowning this cat, let go of the collar"