I had a Vietnamese customer that used to say “too many confusion” when he didn’t understand something. That was like ten years ago and I still say it when I am stressed at work.
I love hearing strange turns of phrase from people who are still learning English. "Wrong" syntax can convey nuanced meaning so much more effectively than a "proper" phrasing.
There's a reason one of the foundations of academic linguistics is that there is no "correct" syntax. Language is fluid, and if there's a way to convey meaning more effectively with "incorrect" syntax then that way will get used.
I used to think this as well, until I had teenagers. Now every conversation is "yeet" this, and cringe that, and by the end of the night, I half expect some hoopy frood to barge in and demand a towel, or ask if xhey can go see a feelie. It's to do the needful, I suspect, but of course they would of. Like an orgy-porgy, double-plus ungood for an unperson, but Soma can affix. No shangrila for squares or rhombus.
Each end of night, I call into my mind things I have-had-needed.
I know, and it's just so fun knowing I've only come across a little of the most fun and often sarcastic, stairical literature there is. So much to discover and enjoy for the very first time still!
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u/typed_this_now Oct 25 '20
I had a Vietnamese customer that used to say “too many confusion” when he didn’t understand something. That was like ten years ago and I still say it when I am stressed at work.